Deletion Reason November 7, 2006 11:39 AM   Subscribe

I find the deletion reason for this thread to be insulting and in poor taste. Why not use your time instead to fix up your server, which has been slow and unresponsive for the past few days?
posted by boo_radley to Etiquette/Policy at 11:39 AM (99 comments total)

Yes, by all means, throwing in a completely unrelated issue for good measure is a tried and tested method of improving the quality of discussion of your callout!
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 11:42 AM on November 7, 2006


oh, SNAP!
posted by StrasbourgSecaucus at 11:42 AM on November 7, 2006


Might be a good thing to email instead of dragging into the public arena?
posted by edgeways at 11:43 AM on November 7, 2006


The deletion reason seems perfectly reasonable to me. Why not use your time instead to come up with a better post?
posted by matthewr at 11:45 AM on November 7, 2006


hee hee hee hee
posted by hackly_fracture at 11:46 AM on November 7, 2006


This is why I could never be a moderator. boo_radley would be banned before he got this comment through preview.
posted by team lowkey at 11:47 AM on November 7, 2006


What an awesome callout. Next time, maybe also tell me to also spend my time on a treadmill working off my fat lazy ass.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 11:48 AM on November 7, 2006 [12 favorites]


Your post was insulting and in poor taste.
GG, nooblet.
posted by jmd82 at 11:49 AM on November 7, 2006


I am. I have, in a buffer on my pc, the beginning of a breathtaking post of indescribable beauty. This was a sort of amusee bouche, a pour encourager les autres to spur on what had thus far been a rather dull mefi day.
posted by boo_radley at 11:49 AM on November 7, 2006


matthowie: both things you know you should do, but never get around to them, eh? I forget you're only human sometimes.
posted by boo_radley at 11:52 AM on November 7, 2006


The rest of the time, he's a banana?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:00 PM on November 7, 2006


Come on, boo-radley, you can do it! You're already illogical, now get really really angry! You're almost there! ::waits for awesomely awesome flameout::

I personally enjoy creative reasons for deletion.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:01 PM on November 7, 2006 [1 favorite]


Does anyone else think mathowie's been a bit testy recently? I think, now that jessamyn's around, they're having a bit of "Good Mod, Bad Mod." I can't wait till jessamyn leaves to get us all a cup of coffee, and mathowie can finally get down to his favorite part: beating us with the metal chair.
posted by muddgirl at 12:05 PM on November 7, 2006 [2 favorites]


boo_radley: Relax please.

Personally attacking the administrator over a deletion is in worse form than making a jokey deletion reason. As for the MeFi server, meh. This is not something that can be fixed in the 10 seconds mathowie took to come up with his quip.
posted by onalark at 12:05 PM on November 7, 2006


yeah fine. I'm over it. But just to deny ThePinkSuperhero.
posted by boo_radley at 12:07 PM on November 7, 2006


Mathowie testy? Jesus, I would have cut off boo's hand by now if I were him. How he puts up with all the rude insulting whining is beyond me.
posted by CunningLinguist at 12:07 PM on November 7, 2006


Meow!
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 12:09 PM on November 7, 2006


So what does the deletion reason have to do with server issues? I'm not seeing it.
posted by bob sarabia at 12:09 PM on November 7, 2006


Hehe. May I also recommend reminding the next cop who stops you for a traffic violation that he/she works for you, since you pay taxes, and then ask why they aren't out catching "real criminals". They love that.
posted by taz at 12:12 PM on November 7, 2006


'Cause atheists got served, bob. 'Cause atheists got served.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:13 PM on November 7, 2006


This was neither rude or insulting. Illogical, yes, fine, hysterical and ill-advised, sure, but not rude or insulting. I have a small corpus of rude and insulting built up, but this isn't it.
posted by boo_radley at 12:15 PM on November 7, 2006


Wait, what?
posted by MrMoonPie at 12:15 PM on November 7, 2006


I did that once, taz. So they arrested me for tax evasion.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:15 PM on November 7, 2006


Oh boo, boo_radley. Not even a little flameout? It's 3 p.m., I need a little something to get through the day.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:16 PM on November 7, 2006 [1 favorite]


I have a small corpus of rude and insulting built up, but this isn't it.

"d00d, that aint nuthin, u shud see when im rly madd."
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 12:17 PM on November 7, 2006


He really has a point about metafilter being ridiculously, unuseably slow lately.
posted by interrobang at 12:27 PM on November 7, 2006


It's probably that Haggard thread.
posted by CunningLinguist at 12:29 PM on November 7, 2006


I find it insulting that anyone can delete a thread that contains the words "Now observe my anus…"
posted by Joeforking at 12:32 PM on November 7, 2006


This is why I could never be a moderator. boo_radley would be banned before he got this comment through preview.

I am worse. I'd change his username, or the date stamp (posted at 1:39 PM CST on November 7, 2006 IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD) or give him a gold star, except all sarcastic.

Not cut out for the job.
posted by furiousthought at 12:37 PM on November 7, 2006


This was a sort of amusee bouche, a pour encourager les autres to spur on what had thus far been a rather dull mefi day.

This was also a sort of ne peux pas regarde l'archive pour les articles vieux, kind of an article double if you will.

my french is rusty, as is my condescending prick. i hope you'll forgive any grammar errors.
posted by shmegegge at 12:42 PM on November 7, 2006 [1 favorite]


So is someone going to flame out or not?
posted by chunking express at 12:47 PM on November 7, 2006


Seriously, these LOL XIANS posts tend to suck and suck hard. The conversations in these threads go the same way and become the same fights with the same ten people. There have been great religion posts in the past from both atheist and Christian perspectives, but lately not so much. If this was MetaHolyWarFilter these posts would have some sort of relevance, but here they're just "XYZ sucks AMIRITE" noise.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 12:48 PM on November 7, 2006


No, you did fine on both counts, shmegegge.
posted by boo_radley at 12:49 PM on November 7, 2006


posted before. no wait I mean HAHAHA LOLZ XTIANS R STOOPID OMGZ

I think that just about says it all. Now could you please flame out? If you won't do it for TPS, do it for me.
posted by languagehat at 12:50 PM on November 7, 2006


But... If you're going to suck, shouldn't you suck hard?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:51 PM on November 7, 2006


I saw the headline for this and thought "oh boy, that'll end well." But really I'm underwhelmed so far.

All this rage and anger rendered feckless by the lack of <IMG> ...
posted by clevershark at 12:52 PM on November 7, 2006


So you overreact to a deletion reason, something ephemeral and unseen by almost everyone, attached to a doublepost which is, if I'm following this correctly, an excerpt of the content of a previous post in which you yourself commented, and use this complaint as a platform to take an errant swipe at the guy who runs the place—and you're not being an asshole? Come on, boo. You were out of line.
posted by cortex at 12:53 PM on November 7, 2006


<IMG> there's no heaven... it's easy if you try...
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:54 PM on November 7, 2006 [2 favorites]


This was a sort of amusee bouche, a pour encourager les autres...

great, now i'm going to spend all day trying to work that into a conversation...
posted by troybob at 1:10 PM on November 7, 2006


Y'know, the way things are going, someone needs to make a sockpuppet account, make a horrible FPP, and then flameout gloriously. This process should be repeated biweekly or so. Unless, of course, boo_radley can muster up some more righteous indignation.

As far as I can tell, languagehat has been itching for a good one for a while, and it seems like TPS has lots of boring afternoons lately.

* I really hope I didn't just ruin the next flameout by casting doubts on its authenticity.
posted by JMOZ at 1:11 PM on November 7, 2006


IRFH: *golf clap*
posted by lonefrontranger at 1:11 PM on November 7, 2006


True story: For a while before I joined, I thought dios was a moderator.

The post was a double, 'tis true. But I don't think the christianity atheism threads are always the same. We could always impose per-discussion rules, like "no using the verb 'to be'" or something. That should make for an interesting thread. It would at least force people to think before posting (myself included).

Now on with the waterboarding...
posted by Pastabagel at 1:30 PM on November 7, 2006


Cortex: yeah, sure. I did tacitly admit that upthread a bit. Here's an explicit for you, though: Mea culpa, mathowie.


Can it now be hugs tiem plz?
^_______________^
posted by boo_radley at 1:34 PM on November 7, 2006


Here's an explicit for you, though: Mea culpa, mathowie.

I'm not sure it's explicit if it's in Latin, but I will give you a hug anyways.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 1:35 PM on November 7, 2006


Or better yet: the only verb one can use is "to be."

That will be awesome. I will enjoy it. Matt will delete it.
posted by eustacescrubb at 1:39 PM on November 7, 2006


*hugs*
posted by cortex at 1:40 PM on November 7, 2006


Fine,
*ahem*
mathowie, I'm sorry I was an internet dickass to you.
posted by boo_radley at 1:42 PM on November 7, 2006


"no using the verb 'to be'"

Pastabagel, you are describing (unwittingly? coyly?) E-Prime.
posted by cortex at 1:44 PM on November 7, 2006


AskMetaHolyWar100%PureHoneyFilter: Two bees, or not two bees? That is the question. Hope me, hive mind!!!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 2:04 PM on November 7, 2006 [1 favorite]


I'm always apologizing around here and nobody's hugged me in four and a half years.
posted by timeistight at 2:11 PM on November 7, 2006


This will end well.
posted by scrump at 2:28 PM on November 7, 2006


but what about my reacharound at the last meetup? Where's the thanks for that, timeistight?
posted by mathowie (staff) at 2:29 PM on November 7, 2006 [1 favorite]


*backs slowly out of thread*
posted by jokeefe at 2:39 PM on November 7, 2006


Dammit, there goes my pastorship.
posted by timeistight at 2:39 PM on November 7, 2006


Matt, your handlebars are too low. Also, when hanging bikes in the garage you should alternate directions, front wheel up then rear wheel up, that'll make more room. Other than that things seem OK, but I'm watching.
posted by fixedgear at 2:42 PM on November 7, 2006 [1 favorite]


Besides, I was talking to jessamyn, not you.

I don't mean to be cruel, but the thrill's been waning since since you quit the treadmill routine.
posted by timeistight at 2:50 PM on November 7, 2006


Alors, si nous allons parler français, je vais vous dire que j'ai rien a dire. Voila.
posted by blue_beetle at 2:50 PM on November 7, 2006


Wow, this thread really did end well. I guess we can go ahead and close it now.
posted by slogger at 3:05 PM on November 7, 2006


> j'ai rien a dire

If you're hoping for a Legion d'Honneur you'll need to say that at much greater length.
posted by jfuller at 3:09 PM on November 7, 2006


my french is rusty, as is my condescending prick.

I would suggest WD-40. Do not apply abrasives.
posted by solid-one-love at 3:19 PM on November 7, 2006


I'm not sure it's explicit if it's in Latin

Well, explicit is a Latin word, so I say it is. OED:
explicit n.

A med.L. word, used by scribes in indicating the end of a book, or of one of the separate pieces contained in a MS. It was regarded as a vb. in 3rd pers. sing., ‘Here ends’ (such a book, piece, etc.), the form expliciunt being used as pl. It seems, however, to have been originally an abbreviation of explicitus pa. pple., in explicitus est liber, lit. ‘the book is unrolled’; cf. quot. 949. Obs.
[a420 HIERONYMUS Ep. XXVIII. iv, Solemus completis opusculis.. interponere Explicit aut Feliciter aut aliquid istius modi. 949 in Yepez Chron. Ord. S. Benedicti I. 92 (Du Cange) Explicitus est liber iste à Notario Sebastiano Diacono, notum perfectionis diem 4. Kalend. Februarii æræ 987.] c1250 Gen. & Ex. (end), Explicit liber Exodus. c1374 CHAUCER Troylus (end), Explicit liber Troili et Criseide. c1450-60 in Babees Bk. (1868) 331 Expliciunt Statuta Familie bone Memorie. 1485 CAXTON Chas. Gt. (end), Explicit per William Caxton. 15.. Piers of Fullham 287 in Hazl. E.P.P. II. 12 Explysyth peers of fulham. 1595 G. M. Gentleman's Acad. 54 Explicit prima pars. [1663-76 BULLOKAR, Explicite.. ended or finished. 1866 KINGSLEY Herew. II. 402 Explicit.]
Yeah, yeah, the adjective is from French. Je suis désolé.
posted by languagehat at 3:21 PM on November 7, 2006


Well, I guess we can all fold up our lawn chairs and go home....
posted by Lynsey at 3:39 PM on November 7, 2006


There have been great religion posts in the past from both atheist and Christian perspectives, but lately not so much.

Who's up for a Unitarian-Universalist steel-cage death match? I got your nametag right here, sucker! One god enters, however many you feel like leaves...
posted by The corpse in the library at 3:44 PM on November 7, 2006


Threads like this make wonder what sort of stuff Matt and Jess talk about.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 4:05 PM on November 7, 2006


Corpse: I thought it'd be more like "many gods enter. Have a cookout. Leave."

Also: Brandon, you know they don't talk at all anymore. Not, you know, like they used to.
posted by absalom at 4:12 PM on November 7, 2006


Maybe the same reason I love NASCAR is the same reason I love the grey -- there is nothing like a good wreck.
posted by JohnnyGunn at 4:21 PM on November 7, 2006


You're still here? The thread's over. Go home!
posted by boo_radley at 4:45 PM on November 7, 2006


Want a gummy bear?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:50 PM on November 7, 2006


Man, if I'd done a big ol' flameout maybe someone woulda noticed I was gone.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 4:51 PM on November 7, 2006


Want a gummy bear?

They've been in my pocket for a while, so they're nice and warm.
posted by bob sarabia at 5:17 PM on November 7, 2006


ROONEY EATS IT!
posted by carsonb at 5:34 PM on November 7, 2006


"I have a small corpus of rude and insulting built up, but this isn't it."

I bet you say that to all the girls.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 6:12 PM on November 7, 2006


Does anyone else think mathowie's been a bit testy recently?

I can't imagine why.
posted by jonmc at 6:19 PM on November 7, 2006


Does anyone else think mathowie's been a bit testy recently?

i think he took a real beating over the ajax stuff, and i think it hurt. and then there's that bastard quonsar...
posted by quonsar at 6:59 PM on November 7, 2006


Wow, people still pay attention to quonsar?

>Wow, this thread really did end well. I guess we can go ahead and close it now.

>>Well, I guess we can all fold up our lawn chairs and go home....


Says you, jerkfaces! /Knocks over card table


I think I have a MetaRage problem.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 7:07 PM on November 7, 2006


PinkStainlessTail! You're back!
posted by MrMoonPie at 7:42 PM on November 7, 2006


Wow, people still pay attention to quonsar?

don't be silly.
posted by quonsar at 7:56 PM on November 7, 2006


*looks to Quonsarhishi for divine guidance*
posted by jonmc at 7:59 PM on November 7, 2006


*Seriouses himself up*
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 8:05 PM on November 7, 2006


Aborted flameouts make the baby Smallberries (me) cry. It's kind of like a written version of coitus interruptus. Fun, sure, but I still got a hard-on.

Sigh. Any chance someone could find Rothko and bring him back? He was always good for a good barbecue.
posted by John Smallberries at 8:48 PM on November 7, 2006


Wow, your post sucked and this callout is worse.

The only way to save it is to FLAME OUT, boo. Come on, get drunk and ornery, we know you can do it.

Also, queue the clever new user with the name Bastard Quonsar.
posted by fenriq at 9:15 PM on November 7, 2006


Threads like this make wonder what sort of stuff Matt and Jess talk about.

how much we truly miss the IMG tag

timeistight, I will give you a hug.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 9:27 PM on November 7, 2006


*blushes*
posted by timeistight at 9:46 PM on November 7, 2006


One god enters, however many you feel like leaves...

I laughed out loud at this.
posted by shmegegge at 9:59 PM on November 7, 2006


jingle rock!
posted by blue_beetle at 10:14 PM on November 7, 2006


Now what the hell am I to do with all this popcorn?!
posted by deborah at 10:27 PM on November 7, 2006


Mathowie testy? Jesus, I would have cut off boo's hand by now if I were him.

Wow, I didn't know he could do that. From here on out I'm posting via speech-to-text while screaming at my monitor from across the room.
posted by mono blanco at 10:50 PM on November 7, 2006


What's most interesting about Cameron, et al, claiming that the banana is proof of God's design is that the common eating banana was specifically engineered by humans to have these specific traits.

So, actually, Christian creationists are dumb.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 1:14 AM on November 8, 2006


Alors, si nous allons parler français, je vais vous dire que j'ai rien a dire. Voila.
posted by blue_beetle


Happily, Babelfish sadly mangles that into this:

Then, if we will speak French, I will say to you that I have anything has to say. Veiled.

Which I wish I had posted.
posted by Dunwitty at 2:37 AM on November 8, 2006


So, actually, Christian creationists are dumb.

yep. and all men are socrates.
posted by quonsar at 4:18 AM on November 8, 2006


yep. and all men are socrates.
posted by quonsar at 4:18 AM PST on November 8


Find me a creationist who won't trot out the tired and incorrect examples of the banana or the eye at a drop of a hat and you might be on to something, q.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 5:43 AM on November 8, 2006


OC, do you mean any creationist—someone who believes in the creation story as how the world came about—or are you restricting your condemnation to outspoken evangelistic creationists?
posted by cortex at 6:17 AM on November 8, 2006


Oh good, we're going to have another argument about religion! Pass the popcorn, deborah. This ain't over yet. Feel the MetaRage!
posted by languagehat at 6:22 AM on November 8, 2006


OC, do you mean any creationist—someone who believes in the creation story as how the world came about—or are you restricting your condemnation to outspoken evangelistic creationists?
posted by cortex at 6:17 AM PST on November 8


When it comes to how the universe was created, I don't really give a shit what people think. When it comes to the proven fact of evolution through natural selection, then yes: anyone who claims that evolution does not occur, and that all things were created in their present form by a deity are - to be frank - stupid as all hell.

If they want to wave their hands and say "well god created the universe/world and made life that then evolved," I don't care.

Oh good, we're going to have another argument about religion! Pass the popcorn, deborah. This ain't over yet. Feel the MetaRage!

I was simply pointing out that Matt's deletion reason did have some truth to it: creationists are dumb.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 8:08 AM on November 8, 2006


But you didn't say anything about the stupidity of internal beliefs. You claimed that every single creationist will use your banana example at the earliest opportunity.
posted by cortex at 8:20 AM on November 8, 2006


And God said: Leteth the banana dance, and it did, and it was good.

-Ted's Chain Letter to the Musaceaens, 5:26
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 8:42 AM on November 8, 2006


I was simply pointing out that Matt's deletion reason did have some truth to it: creationists are dumb.

Yeah, I know, and of course they are, but I'm still hoping for some bloodshed and tears.
posted by languagehat at 8:59 AM on November 8, 2006


Hey is this the flameout? I don't smell anything.

WHAT IS THAT GODDAMN FUCKIN MEOWING?!?!!11!?!
posted by Mister_A at 9:04 AM on November 8, 2006


Ceiling cat has no way out of the ceiling.
posted by dazed_one at 11:20 AM on November 8, 2006


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