Presumably-drunk user shitting in AskMe April 20, 2006 10:46 PM Subscribe
That's the 20 year old with spinning rims and a vanity plate. I just thought I'd point that out.
posted by puke & cry at 10:49 PM on April 20, 2006
posted by puke & cry at 10:49 PM on April 20, 2006
At least I didn't say "shitting", because I want y2karl to like me.
posted by knave at 10:51 PM on April 20, 2006
posted by knave at 10:51 PM on April 20, 2006
That's the 20 year old with spinning rims and a vanity plate. I just thought I'd point that out.
With strikes like that against someone, what does "being 20" have to do with anything?
posted by scarabic at 10:52 PM on April 20, 2006
With strikes like that against someone, what does "being 20" have to do with anything?
posted by scarabic at 10:52 PM on April 20, 2006
A whistling was heard in the high stratosphere, far-off sonic booms shaking the ground like the very farts of god. Hurtling towards the earth, lighting the faces of the cringing onlookers with its sanguine glow : The Banhammer!
You know, just a suggestion.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 10:52 PM on April 20, 2006
You know, just a suggestion.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 10:52 PM on April 20, 2006
You might as well just stay with this one, because women like you will just find another abusive man.
I wonder what comedic gold we would have received if AMWKE had been able to figure out the poster was a dude. We can only dream.
posted by mullacc at 10:55 PM on April 20, 2006
I wonder what comedic gold we would have received if AMWKE had been able to figure out the poster was a dude. We can only dream.
posted by mullacc at 10:55 PM on April 20, 2006
That said, AMWKE may be acting like a dick in the examples listed in this call out, but I do sorta agree with him on #4. Infact, it could almost count as tough love.
However, regardless of this example (and I'm sure some will say because of), the other examples pointed to here should result in bannination, and no less.
posted by Effigy2000 at 10:57 PM on April 20, 2006
However, regardless of this example (and I'm sure some will say because of), the other examples pointed to here should result in bannination, and no less.
posted by Effigy2000 at 10:57 PM on April 20, 2006
"Okay I laughed my crude ass off on 1 and 2, but 3 and 4 were not funny in the slightest."
I actually thought #4 was the funniest, but I'm a sick bastard.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 10:58 PM on April 20, 2006
I actually thought #4 was the funniest, but I'm a sick bastard.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 10:58 PM on April 20, 2006
I should have read the question it was in response to. The poster is a guy. I retract what I just said. All four examples deserve bannination.
posted by Effigy2000 at 10:59 PM on April 20, 2006
posted by Effigy2000 at 10:59 PM on April 20, 2006
The poster is a guy.
I say this with my arm around you and a warm smile on my face: DUH!
:)
posted by scarabic at 11:00 PM on April 20, 2006
I say this with my arm around you and a warm smile on my face: DUH!
:)
posted by scarabic at 11:00 PM on April 20, 2006
I don't get the whole "drunk posting" thing. People get drunk in bars, or at parties, with friends. What the hell kind of loser gets drunk at home in order to post on the bjorkin' Internet? Jesus.
I doubt he'll be banned. Drunk posters have vandalized the site before. They get time-outs.
posted by cribcage at 11:00 PM on April 20, 2006
I doubt he'll be banned. Drunk posters have vandalized the site before. They get time-outs.
posted by cribcage at 11:00 PM on April 20, 2006
What the hell kind of loser gets drunk at home in order to post on the bjorkin' Internet?
Now that's just cold.
posted by IshmaelGraves at 11:03 PM on April 20, 2006
Now that's just cold.
posted by IshmaelGraves at 11:03 PM on April 20, 2006
What the hell kind of loser gets drunk at home in order to post on the bjorkin' Internet?
*raise hand, bashfully*
Well, sometimes, and only if you change 'in order to post' to 'and posts'. And not on MeFi, these days, in my case.
And who knows, maybe he was a) not drunk or b) out getting drunk with Playboy bunnies and globetrotting billionaires, and only came home to post on MeFi after getting his high-society drink on.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:04 PM on April 20, 2006
*raise hand, bashfully*
Well, sometimes, and only if you change 'in order to post' to 'and posts'. And not on MeFi, these days, in my case.
And who knows, maybe he was a) not drunk or b) out getting drunk with Playboy bunnies and globetrotting billionaires, and only came home to post on MeFi after getting his high-society drink on.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:04 PM on April 20, 2006
What the hell kind of loser gets drunk at home in order to post on the bjorkin' Internet? Jesus.
I assume you're speaking metaphorically, since there was no internet in Jesus' time. But what can you mean? Did he have some kind of under-publicized alcohol thing? And was he more inclined to get up and hit the preachin' circuit when he had a few glasses ofwater wine in him? What? I am struggling to get you.
posted by scarabic at 11:06 PM on April 20, 2006
I assume you're speaking metaphorically, since there was no internet in Jesus' time. But what can you mean? Did he have some kind of under-publicized alcohol thing? And was he more inclined to get up and hit the preachin' circuit when he had a few glasses of
posted by scarabic at 11:06 PM on April 20, 2006
I don't care if he's drunk or stone-cold sober, he's still responsibile for his words and actions. He's shown a pattern of behavior that proves he's incapable of wielding them in a constructive or respectful manner. He needs the hammer.
posted by ab3 at 11:11 PM on April 20, 2006
posted by ab3 at 11:11 PM on April 20, 2006
Now that's just cold.
Well, seriously. Do people snort lines of coke and then go edit Wikipedia?
posted by cribcage at 11:18 PM on April 20, 2006
Well, seriously. Do people snort lines of coke and then go edit Wikipedia?
posted by cribcage at 11:18 PM on April 20, 2006
You might as well just stay with this one, because women like you will just find another abusive man.
I wonder what comedic gold we would have received if AMWKE had been able to figure out the poster was a dude. We can only dream.
posted by mullacc at 10:55 PM PST on April 20 [!]
When I read that comment, I assumed AMWKE knew the poster was a dude and was being extra insulting.
posted by stefanie at 11:20 PM on April 20, 2006
I wonder what comedic gold we would have received if AMWKE had been able to figure out the poster was a dude. We can only dream.
posted by mullacc at 10:55 PM PST on April 20 [!]
When I read that comment, I assumed AMWKE knew the poster was a dude and was being extra insulting.
posted by stefanie at 11:20 PM on April 20, 2006
Judging by the quality of some of the writing there, I'm going with "yes".
posted by knave at 11:20 PM on April 20, 2006
posted by knave at 11:20 PM on April 20, 2006
stefanie writes "When I read that comment, I assumed AMWKE knew the poster was a dude and was being extra insulting."
Wow, I didn't think of that. That would've been clever in a very insulting way - but, this came from the guy that said "tape your nuts to your head," so I don't think we can give him credit.
posted by mullacc at 11:23 PM on April 20, 2006
Wow, I didn't think of that. That would've been clever in a very insulting way - but, this came from the guy that said "tape your nuts to your head," so I don't think we can give him credit.
posted by mullacc at 11:23 PM on April 20, 2006
nut HAIRS. taping your nuts to your head would be a hella good post to the blue should it be duly researched and contextualized.
posted by kcm at 11:24 PM on April 20, 2006
posted by kcm at 11:24 PM on April 20, 2006
That's the 20 year old with spinning rims and a vanity plate. I just thought I'd point that out.
It's also the bunny rabbit guy, lest we forget.
posted by Galvatron at 11:25 PM on April 20, 2006
It's also the bunny rabbit guy, lest we forget.
posted by Galvatron at 11:25 PM on April 20, 2006
Nobody gets drunk to post on the internet. They get drunk and post on the internet. In my experience, 90% of that consists of "getting drunk with friends, catching the last train home, still being drunk, and getting on the internet because closing your eyes makes the world spin uncomfortably".
posted by Bugbread at 12:21 AM on April 21, 2006
posted by Bugbread at 12:21 AM on April 21, 2006
I actually thought #4 was the funniest, but I'm a sick bastard.
Well the sad thing is it's true. I know a girl who got out of an abusive relationship and got right into another one.
posted by delmoi at 12:43 AM on April 21, 2006
Well the sad thing is it's true. I know a girl who got out of an abusive relationship and got right into another one.
posted by delmoi at 12:43 AM on April 21, 2006
Well, maybe not all women in abusive relationships, but yeah.
Anyway, did any one else get the idea that the advice given to a gay man in an abusive relationship was very different then that given to a woman.
posted by delmoi at 12:47 AM on April 21, 2006
Anyway, did any one else get the idea that the advice given to a gay man in an abusive relationship was very different then that given to a woman.
posted by delmoi at 12:47 AM on April 21, 2006
delmoi, if I had to guess I'd say you're drunk now. :)
And AUK whatever should be banned, no question. What a dick.
posted by mediareport at 12:59 AM on April 21, 2006
And AUK whatever should be banned, no question. What a dick.
posted by mediareport at 12:59 AM on April 21, 2006
Alcohol is not the only reason people are unfunny assholes. It's up there, sure. But don't discount childhood traumas, acute cultural differences, and personality disorders.
posted by _sirmissalot_ at 12:59 AM on April 21, 2006
posted by _sirmissalot_ at 12:59 AM on April 21, 2006
delmoi, if I had to guess I'd say you're drunk now. :)
Just really tired. :P
posted by delmoi at 1:05 AM on April 21, 2006
Just really tired. :P
posted by delmoi at 1:05 AM on April 21, 2006
Maybe he took orthoganility's advice and rubbed on too much of the cream and became ..... an arsehole!
posted by strawberryviagra at 1:21 AM on April 21, 2006
posted by strawberryviagra at 1:21 AM on April 21, 2006
well, one thing you can say for this guy, he's sure got his timing down.
posted by Hat Maui at 1:34 AM on April 21, 2006
posted by Hat Maui at 1:34 AM on April 21, 2006
Flagged it as offensive the second I saw comment #4.
I vote for a ban instead of a time-out.
posted by slimepuppy at 3:11 AM on April 21, 2006
I vote for a ban instead of a time-out.
posted by slimepuppy at 3:11 AM on April 21, 2006
I removed the comments and gave the guy at least a timeout.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 4:10 AM on April 21, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 4:10 AM on April 21, 2006 [1 favorite]
Well, seriously. Do people snort lines of coke and then go edit Wikipedia?
Sure looks like it on some entries.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 4:24 AM on April 21, 2006
Sure looks like it on some entries.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 4:24 AM on April 21, 2006
I say this with my arm around you and a warm smile on my face: DUH!
:)
posted by languagehat at 5:06 AM on April 21, 2006
:)
posted by languagehat at 5:06 AM on April 21, 2006
When people delete comments, the least they could do is thoroughly scan the thread to maintain continuity. This comment is not a big pothole in the thread that as you read through you're bound to land in, disrupting the flow.
posted by SeizeTheDay at 5:38 AM on April 21, 2006
posted by SeizeTheDay at 5:38 AM on April 21, 2006
Sorry, this comment IS a big pothole.
posted by SeizeTheDay at 5:39 AM on April 21, 2006
posted by SeizeTheDay at 5:39 AM on April 21, 2006
I vote for a ban instead of a time-out.
Fortunately no one is asking you, goody-two-shoes.
posted by Joeforking at 5:45 AM on April 21, 2006
Fortunately no one is asking you, goody-two-shoes.
posted by Joeforking at 5:45 AM on April 21, 2006
Fortunately no one is asking you, goody-two-shoes.
And, fortunately, no one is asking you either, Judgey McArrogant!
See what I did there? It's the Chain of Disdain, and it's beautiful, in an apocalyptic kinda way.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:53 AM on April 21, 2006
And, fortunately, no one is asking you either, Judgey McArrogant!
See what I did there? It's the Chain of Disdain, and it's beautiful, in an apocalyptic kinda way.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:53 AM on April 21, 2006
Heavens forbid I should be against offensive behaviour on metafilter. Asshole.
posted by slimepuppy at 6:36 AM on April 21, 2006
posted by slimepuppy at 6:36 AM on April 21, 2006
"I removed the comments and gave the guy at least a timeout."
We are at most thankful of your efforts.
posted by fleacircus at 6:42 AM on April 21, 2006
We are at most thankful of your efforts.
posted by fleacircus at 6:42 AM on April 21, 2006
Heavens forbid I should be against offensive behaviour on metafilter. Asshole.
See, look: slimepuppy, lame and clueless as he is, understands and joins the destructive and evil Chain of Disdain game in his simpleminded way, and is playing along too, even if he is crippled and unfunny, just as I am by calling him names for no good reason...
Truly, we build community with every comment!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:50 AM on April 21, 2006
See, look: slimepuppy, lame and clueless as he is, understands and joins the destructive and evil Chain of Disdain game in his simpleminded way, and is playing along too, even if he is crippled and unfunny, just as I am by calling him names for no good reason...
Truly, we build community with every comment!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:50 AM on April 21, 2006
It's also the bunny rabbit guy, lest we forget.
So what does his vanity plate say? "BNY-H8R"?
posted by puke & cry at 6:58 AM on April 21, 2006
So what does his vanity plate say? "BNY-H8R"?
posted by puke & cry at 6:58 AM on April 21, 2006
When the War On Terror morphs into the War On Assholeism, we'll all be bunkmates in Git'Mo.
posted by shnoz-gobblin at 7:46 AM on April 21, 2006
posted by shnoz-gobblin at 7:46 AM on April 21, 2006
A chicken and a puppy huh?
posted by Joeforking at 11:08 AM on April 21, 2006
posted by Joeforking at 11:08 AM on April 21, 2006
so what was supposed to be accomplished by the taping of nut hairs to my head? I'm wondering now because, while I enjoy the appearance of my newly shorn ballsack, the hairs on my head aren't doing it for me.
posted by shmegegge at 11:13 AM on April 21, 2006
posted by shmegegge at 11:13 AM on April 21, 2006
Sure, sure. But the live TV audience is enjoying every minute of it.
posted by nebulawindphone at 11:40 AM on April 21, 2006
posted by nebulawindphone at 11:40 AM on April 21, 2006
Stavrosthewonderchicken's words hurt me. On the inside.
posted by slimepuppy at 12:54 PM on April 21, 2006
posted by slimepuppy at 12:54 PM on April 21, 2006
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Stick your finger in your boss's ass! Yeah!
posted by scarabic at 10:49 PM on April 20, 2006