Thousands of unviewed links? That can't be!

July 14, 2003 7:32 PM

Is it just me? The bluepage seems to think I have thousands of unviewed links while here in the grey it lists two. As addicted as I am to this place, I know SOMETHING is wrong...
posted by konolia to Bugs at 7:32 PM (18 comments total)

You probably want to start with deleting your cookies...
posted by bshort at 8:43 PM on July 14, 2003

And then slowly take off your clothes... slower...
posted by jonson at 9:32 PM on July 14, 2003

No... slower.... that's good. Now turn slightly...
posted by jonson at 9:32 PM on July 14, 2003

Oh wait, I'm sorry, I thought I was posting to a different thread. Never mind.
posted by jonson at 9:33 PM on July 14, 2003

Uh-oh. I sense total konolia meltdown in 5...4...3...2...1

;)
posted by eyeballkid at 9:34 PM on July 14, 2003

errr. jonson's posts are making me uncomfortable. is this another insider joke i'm missing?
posted by andrew cooke at 7:33 AM on July 15, 2003

now... get in the tub...

err.. sorry, REALLY wrong thread
posted by GeekAnimator at 7:33 AM on July 15, 2003

Man, how do I get in the thread that jonson was supposed to be posting to? It sounds hot!
posted by graventy at 7:57 AM on July 15, 2003

OK, now let me just load this paintball gun, and...
posted by Pollomacho at 8:43 AM on July 15, 2003

I am at a different computer, and have to keep my hands out of the cookie jar.

Jonson, my husband would like to meet you. Out back, in the alley. I think he has something for you...
posted by konolia at 11:59 AM on July 15, 2003

you guys would not believe the smoothie I had yesterday.

it was banana + peanuts + grapes. I know it sounds icky, but trust me: this smoothie was outta-sight-dynomite. it was off the chain. it redefined the chain that things come off of.
posted by mcsweetie at 1:25 PM on July 15, 2003

mcsweetie, Elvis would've approved.
posted by me3dia at 2:35 PM on July 15, 2003

Hey now, just kidding. Keep your pants on, all of you. Seriously. Except for you, andrew cooke. You take 'em off...
posted by jonson at 6:15 PM on July 15, 2003

Man, how do I get in the thread that jonson was supposed to be posting to? It sounds hot!
It's the next thread down. But image-google for "tubgirl" and you'll get what we mean.

Note: I cannot be held responsible for any possible damage to your eyes and/or psyche for actually googling for that. If you do google for it, you're an idiot, and boy, do I have a bridge you need to take a look at...
posted by SpecialK at 9:51 AM on July 16, 2003

What kind of grapes, white or red?
posted by gottabefunky at 2:40 PM on July 16, 2003

Peanuts are best fried, I find.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 9:02 PM on July 16, 2003

red grapes I think. hell, I don't know. I'm just a consumer, hopeless disconnected from the origins of the product.
posted by mcsweetie at 10:22 PM on July 16, 2003

But the colour is one of the impractical features that the dealer's supposed to use to make you think that you actually have some say in the sale:

"Alrighty, so you've decided on the extra-large unsweetened model. Excellent! I'll assume that you'll want the extra-juicy package, with our premium Stem-B-Gone^TM option, along with extra-strength carrying case, titanium alloy seed, rust-resistant sealant— oh yes, we offer a choice of two colours: red or white?"
posted by DrJohnEvans at 7:13 AM on July 17, 2003