OMG HAVE A GREAT SUMMMERRRR11111 April 3, 2015 12:45 PM Subscribe
On March 4, Matthowie announced he was retiring. On March 7, he commented that he'd be getting his retirement thread printed as a book. If you've been putting off signing his Internet retirement yearbook, you've get less than 24 hours to come up with an exciting message.
I'm gonna go into the thread and post "Entire Contents of book © Bondcliff Industries. All Rights Reserved."
Or maybe just something about butts.
posted by bondcliff at 1:02 PM on April 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
Or maybe just something about butts.
posted by bondcliff at 1:02 PM on April 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
This is the best restaurant I ever ate in
jonmc
posted by jonmc at 1:05 PM on April 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
jonmc
posted by jonmc at 1:05 PM on April 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
omg please make Rafflers a yearly event. You can raffle Matt's naval fluff for all I care, I just need to see more videos
posted by billiebee at 1:07 PM on April 3, 2015
posted by billiebee at 1:07 PM on April 3, 2015
butts lol
posted by Melismata at 1:25 PM on April 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Melismata at 1:25 PM on April 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
In the name of the most holy and individual Trinity: Be it known to all, and every one whom it may concern, or to whom in any manner it may belong, That for many Years past, Discords and Civil Divisions being stir'd up in the Roman Empire, which increas'd to such a degree, that not only all Germany, but also the neighbouring Kingdoms, and France particularly, have been involv'd in the Disorders of a long and cruel War:And in the first place, between the most Serene and most Puissant Prince and Lord, Ferdinand the Second, of famous Memory, elected Roman Emperor, always August, King of Germany, Hungary, Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Arch-Duke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Brabant, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Marquiss of Moravia, Duke of Luxemburgh, the Higher and Lower Silesia, of Wirtemburg and Teck, Prince of Suabia, Count of Hapsburg, Tirol, Kyburg and Goritia, Marquiss of the Sacred Roman Empire, Lord of Burgovia, of the Higher and Lower Lusace, of the Marquisate of Slavonia, of Port Naon and Salines, with his Allies and Adherents on one side; and the most Serene, and the most Puissant Prince, Lewis the Thirteenth, most Christian King of France and Navarre, with his Allies and Adherents on the other side....
posted by cnelson at 1:28 PM on April 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by cnelson at 1:28 PM on April 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
People oughta use "puissant" as a compliment more often.
posted by nebulawindphone at 1:43 PM on April 3, 2015
posted by nebulawindphone at 1:43 PM on April 3, 2015
Have a great summer! See you next year! Stay cool! DP AH KR MM [two exclamation points made into a smiley face]
posted by Rock Steady at 2:04 PM on April 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by Rock Steady at 2:04 PM on April 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
My sister, when she was a freshman in high school, had this running joke with her friends, and so her 1977 yearbook from North Orange County, CA has lots of big scribbles of shaded balloon letters saying "HAIL SATAN!!!!!"
Which is in retrospect Metal As Fuck but I can assure you, she wasn't and ain't now.
When we cleaned out my dad's house after he moved to a nursing home, she didn't want to keep her yearbooks, but I have them. Heh heh heh.
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 2:48 PM on April 3, 2015 [2 favorites]
Which is in retrospect Metal As Fuck but I can assure you, she wasn't and ain't now.
When we cleaned out my dad's house after he moved to a nursing home, she didn't want to keep her yearbooks, but I have them. Heh heh heh.
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 2:48 PM on April 3, 2015 [2 favorites]
nebulawindphone: People oughta use "puissant" as a compliment more often.
WHO YOU CALLIN'….. Uh….
Soory. Never mind.
posted by wenestvedt at 5:43 PM on April 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
WHO YOU CALLIN'….. Uh….
Soory. Never mind.
posted by wenestvedt at 5:43 PM on April 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
cnelson: "In the name of the most holy and individual Trinity...Christian King of France and Navarre, with his Allies and Adherents on the other side...."
Don't stop there! You were just about to get to the good parts!
posted by Treaty of Westphalia at 7:03 PM on April 3, 2015 [10 favorites]
Don't stop there! You were just about to get to the good parts!
posted by Treaty of Westphalia at 7:03 PM on April 3, 2015 [10 favorites]
Senator Paul Simon signed my high school yearbook. True story.
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 7:07 PM on April 3, 2015
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 7:07 PM on April 3, 2015
Isn't there a way we can spring for the book version of this thing as a gift for the man? He's done plenty for us.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:36 PM on April 3, 2015
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:36 PM on April 3, 2015
Matt, yur a cuple years behind me but your cool. Thx for smiling at me that time, thout it was weird but now I know uou're an OK dude. I like yuor blog.
posted by wallabear at 9:27 PM on April 3, 2015 [5 favorites]
posted by wallabear at 9:27 PM on April 3, 2015 [5 favorites]
Most of my yearbook falls into classified territory. I was a random stranger who happened by.
posted by infini at 3:01 PM on April 4, 2015
posted by infini at 3:01 PM on April 4, 2015
Dag nabit - I missed my chance to get in the Book of Matt.
KIT!!
posted by filthy light thief at 3:55 PM on April 4, 2015
KIT!!
posted by filthy light thief at 3:55 PM on April 4, 2015
Good Luck!
posted by Confess, Fletch at 7:12 PM on April 4, 2015
posted by Confess, Fletch at 7:12 PM on April 4, 2015
I totally missed that news. *sigh* My head has been elsewhere. Good luck, Matt!
posted by patheral at 7:24 PM on April 4, 2015
posted by patheral at 7:24 PM on April 4, 2015
I'm in on buying the book for Matt. MeMail with details, DOT.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 8:52 PM on April 4, 2015
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 8:52 PM on April 4, 2015
Booo! I just missed out too.
posted by SisterHavana at 11:51 PM on April 4, 2015
posted by SisterHavana at 11:51 PM on April 4, 2015
I AM SO MAD I MISSED THIS. Matt, I'll spare you the novella on what this site has meant to me; just know that this comment is another thank you from some internet nerd who is so appreciative of what you built.
posted by youarenothere at 1:01 PM on April 5, 2015
posted by youarenothere at 1:01 PM on April 5, 2015
Ah, that's why someone posted the treaty of westphalia.
posted by GuyZero at 4:45 PM on April 5, 2015
posted by GuyZero at 4:45 PM on April 5, 2015
Thanks for posting this Going To Maine as I was in the hospital when the original thread came out and had no idea about this until JUST NOW. I shall now try to come up with something worthy for the other thread.
posted by miss-lapin at 5:14 PM on April 5, 2015
posted by miss-lapin at 5:14 PM on April 5, 2015
Damn it the thread is closed so I'll just post it here.
Matt-I can't ever thank you enough for this place. I joined back in the days of the "wild west, and it's been such a pleasure to be part of this community while it grew in surprising and wonderful ways. I've met good friends, learned, developed, swapped crafts/cards, even had the best 40th birthday ever thanks to Metafilter. So thank you.
posted by miss-lapin at 5:29 PM on April 5, 2015
Matt-I can't ever thank you enough for this place. I joined back in the days of the "wild west, and it's been such a pleasure to be part of this community while it grew in surprising and wonderful ways. I've met good friends, learned, developed, swapped crafts/cards, even had the best 40th birthday ever thanks to Metafilter. So thank you.
posted by miss-lapin at 5:29 PM on April 5, 2015
Matt, if you are going to send it around for signatures, put me at the top of the list so I can be the first to sign your crack. Thx!
posted by dawkins_7 at 7:58 PM on April 5, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by dawkins_7 at 7:58 PM on April 5, 2015 [1 favorite]
So that ASCII butt I PWI'd will be my contribution to this book?
Great. Juuuuuust great.
posted by merelyglib at 10:41 AM on April 6, 2015
Great. Juuuuuust great.
posted by merelyglib at 10:41 AM on April 6, 2015
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posted by cortex (staff) at 12:52 PM on April 3, 2015 [17 favorites]