HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAZ!!!! August 11, 2013 2:07 PM Subscribe
Hope it's been fabulous!
Yay!
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 2:23 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 2:23 PM on August 11, 2013
Happy Tazday!! :)
posted by Salamander at 2:55 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by Salamander at 2:55 PM on August 11, 2013
Happy Birthday to Taz!
posted by Ivan Fyodorovich at 2:58 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by Ivan Fyodorovich at 2:58 PM on August 11, 2013
Yeah, Taz! Delete some birthday cake so we can give you a hard time about it!
posted by mintcake! at 2:59 PM on August 11, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by mintcake! at 2:59 PM on August 11, 2013 [3 favorites]
I'm eating ice cream. And now I am eating it in your honor. Happy birthday!
posted by St. Alia of the Bunnies at 3:04 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by St. Alia of the Bunnies at 3:04 PM on August 11, 2013
Tazzy Tazday, Taz!
posted by Rock Steady at 3:10 PM on August 11, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Rock Steady at 3:10 PM on August 11, 2013 [1 favorite]
Happy birthday, taz! You're the most taz-tastic of all the mods.
posted by brina at 3:27 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by brina at 3:27 PM on August 11, 2013
Yay, Taz! Happy birthday to yooooou! I'm a huge fan. Feel the BREEZE.
posted by houseofdanie at 3:31 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by houseofdanie at 3:31 PM on August 11, 2013
FanTAZtic! :D :D
posted by These Birds of a Feather at 3:40 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by These Birds of a Feather at 3:40 PM on August 11, 2013
Happy birthday to taz!
Let's play you some jazz!
Or do you prefer Yaz?
Maybe some Moz?
Or a nice note from Woz?
/awkward pause
Girl, you got pizzazz
And I'm glad u can haz
A birthday!
posted by onlyconnect at 4:03 PM on August 11, 2013 [3 favorites]
Let's play you some jazz!
Or do you prefer Yaz?
Maybe some Moz?
Or a nice note from Woz?
/awkward pause
Girl, you got pizzazz
And I'm glad u can haz
A birthday!
posted by onlyconnect at 4:03 PM on August 11, 2013 [3 favorites]
and many more!
posted by a humble nudibranch at 4:06 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by a humble nudibranch at 4:06 PM on August 11, 2013
Happy birthday. I hope that it is free of trainwrecks and call-outs.
posted by double block and bleed at 4:12 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by double block and bleed at 4:12 PM on August 11, 2013
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you.
I bought you some fine Scotch,
But then I drank it all.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:29 PM on August 11, 2013 [2 favorites]
Happy birthday to you.
I bought you some fine Scotch,
But then I drank it all.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:29 PM on August 11, 2013 [2 favorites]
Happy birthday, taz! :)
posted by rangefinder 1.4 at 5:12 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by rangefinder 1.4 at 5:12 PM on August 11, 2013
I knew this seemed like a particularly nice day! Happy birthday, taz!
posted by rtha at 5:19 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by rtha at 5:19 PM on August 11, 2013
Hope your day is fantaztic!
posted by SpacemanStix at 5:44 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by SpacemanStix at 5:44 PM on August 11, 2013
Buon compleanno a te...
posted by francesca too at 5:56 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by francesca too at 5:56 PM on August 11, 2013
Yay for Taz! Glad you're here! (Not your fault that familiarity with your username has made me try, unsuccessfully, to play "taz" in Scrabble. UK dictionary, nope. US dictionary, nope.)
posted by cybercoitus interruptus at 6:01 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by cybercoitus interruptus at 6:01 PM on August 11, 2013
In honor of your big day, I'm gonna try really, really hard to behave and not make you have to pull out your magic mod-powers today.
(Of course, it's already 8:30pm here, and I'm going to bed soon, but I promise: for the next 3-1/2 hours, I won't cause you any trouble.)
posted by easily confused at 6:28 PM on August 11, 2013
(Of course, it's already 8:30pm here, and I'm going to bed soon, but I promise: for the next 3-1/2 hours, I won't cause you any trouble.)
posted by easily confused at 6:28 PM on August 11, 2013
χαρούμενα γενέθλια!
You may bless or blame google translate for this birthday wish, as may be appropriate.
posted by SLC Mom at 7:02 PM on August 11, 2013
You may bless or blame google translate for this birthday wish, as may be appropriate.
posted by SLC Mom at 7:02 PM on August 11, 2013
Happy birthday!
posted by Mouse Army at 7:05 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by Mouse Army at 7:05 PM on August 11, 2013
Happy birthday!
posted by peripathetic at 7:20 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by peripathetic at 7:20 PM on August 11, 2013
This is a haiku
Acrostic birthday wishes
Zymurgy? I'm done.
posted by Joe in Australia at 7:35 PM on August 11, 2013
Acrostic birthday wishes
Zymurgy? I'm done.
posted by Joe in Australia at 7:35 PM on August 11, 2013
Happy birthday, Taz - hope you're having a fun one!
posted by DingoMutt at 8:04 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by DingoMutt at 8:04 PM on August 11, 2013
YAY TAZ PARTY ON DUDETTE
posted by mygothlaundry at 8:05 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by mygothlaundry at 8:05 PM on August 11, 2013
In keeping with tradition, I too am eating ice cream in honor of Taz. Happy birthday, Taz!
posted by homunculus at 8:29 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by homunculus at 8:29 PM on August 11, 2013
Bon anniversaire.
posted by Michele in California at 8:33 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by Michele in California at 8:33 PM on August 11, 2013
A cause for celebration. Happy Birthday, taz!
posted by arcticseal at 8:39 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by arcticseal at 8:39 PM on August 11, 2013
But Carl Yastrzemski's birthday isn't until August 22! I don't underst--
ohhhh, TAZ.
posted by not_on_display at 8:54 PM on August 11, 2013 [3 favorites]
ohhhh, TAZ.
posted by not_on_display at 8:54 PM on August 11, 2013 [3 favorites]
Wow, thank you, everyone! It was a great birthday, super chill in hot old Athens, with pretty much the whole city away on holiday, which is always kind of fun. I got beautiful flowers, and a great dinner, and other stuff, and we also managed to "inherit" one of those monster flat screen plasma TV thingies (yeah, we've been waaaaaay behind the times with the non-computer AV component in our house, especially the V). At first I just laughed, seeing this megabeast (by my standards) in our little living room. But then we turned it on, and I ... I was hypnotized.
So, I'll just be over here with glazed eyes and drool dripping down my chin watching infomercials and MTV Greece, in case anyone wants me.
Thanks again; you guys are sweet. :)
posted by taz (staff) at 10:51 PM on August 11, 2013 [10 favorites]
So, I'll just be over here with glazed eyes and drool dripping down my chin watching infomercials and MTV Greece, in case anyone wants me.
Thanks again; you guys are sweet. :)
posted by taz (staff) at 10:51 PM on August 11, 2013 [10 favorites]
Happy birthday! Glad it was a good one. :)
posted by Defying Gravity at 11:22 PM on August 11, 2013
posted by Defying Gravity at 11:22 PM on August 11, 2013
Grattis till födelsedagen! (sorry, can't build an å into this one, would look cute). Yay monster screen!
posted by Namlit at 12:02 AM on August 12, 2013
posted by Namlit at 12:02 AM on August 12, 2013
Hey happy birthday! You literally picked the worst time in the Greek media year to get a new TV - enjoy your twenty-year-old-wasn't-even-funny-when-it-was-new low budget sitcom reruns, breathless forest fire updates an b-roll of beach posterior :)
posted by Dr Dracator at 2:53 AM on August 12, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Dr Dracator at 2:53 AM on August 12, 2013 [1 favorite]
Yay!
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:24 AM on August 12, 2013
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:24 AM on August 12, 2013
DELETE THIS COMMENT AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT TO YOURSELF, TAZ!
Happy Birthday Taz. Hope MTV Greece is like the MTV of old!
posted by marienbad at 4:25 AM on August 12, 2013
Happy Birthday Taz. Hope MTV Greece is like the MTV of old!
posted by marienbad at 4:25 AM on August 12, 2013
b-roll of beach posterior
Now that is a great sockpuppet username.
posted by Rock Steady at 4:49 AM on August 12, 2013 [1 favorite]
Now that is a great sockpuppet username.
posted by Rock Steady at 4:49 AM on August 12, 2013 [1 favorite]
Many happy returns of the day, taz!
posted by EvaDestruction at 10:39 AM on August 12, 2013
posted by EvaDestruction at 10:39 AM on August 12, 2013
A day late and a dollar short in my usual style - but I didn't want to miss out in extending my warmest wishes to you, ms. taz. There's nothing else for it... you have to celebrate again today so that my good wishes won't be in vain. And because I don't want you to drink alone (what kind of a party would that be?) I am going to join you with a nice Sangria right now - toasting taz! Yay!
C'mon everyone - join in, we can make this taz birthday party last all week, I know we can!
posted by madamjujujive at 11:25 AM on August 12, 2013
C'mon everyone - join in, we can make this taz birthday party last all week, I know we can!
posted by madamjujujive at 11:25 AM on August 12, 2013
I've always thought that Taz kind of sounds like one of these comic book sound-words, like snikt and kablooie and so on. I guess it's appropriate to imagine panels where she tazzes yet another shitty comment. SNIKT! TAZ! VOOOMPH! SPROMPTH!
posted by Pyrogenesis at 12:22 PM on August 12, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Pyrogenesis at 12:22 PM on August 12, 2013 [1 favorite]
Happy belated birthday! I'm having a gin in your honour. (I'm selfless like that.) Many happy returns :)
posted by billiebee at 12:35 PM on August 12, 2013
posted by billiebee at 12:35 PM on August 12, 2013
Happy (belated) birthday, taz!
posted by easy, lucky, free at 9:31 PM on August 12, 2013
posted by easy, lucky, free at 9:31 PM on August 12, 2013
Happy belated birthday, hope you had a great one!
posted by Athanassiel at 3:44 AM on August 13, 2013
posted by Athanassiel at 3:44 AM on August 13, 2013
I would do my Jimmy Durante Happy Birthday but something seems lost in the typing. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
posted by clavdivs at 8:33 AM on August 13, 2013
posted by clavdivs at 8:33 AM on August 13, 2013
But that wrestling guy's birthday isn't until October 11th...I don't underst--
ohhhh, TAZ.
posted by maryr at 11:18 AM on August 13, 2013 [1 favorite]
ohhhh, TAZ.
posted by maryr at 11:18 AM on August 13, 2013 [1 favorite]
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posted by beryllium at 2:23 PM on August 11, 2013