Happy Birthday, John! February 24, 2013 6:00 AM Subscribe
Hey MetaFilter, please join me in wishing a happy, healthy 40th birthday to your friend and mine, the master of the megapost and the bottomless well of relevant information for any damn thing you can think of: JHarris!
I am up at 8am on a Sunday because my jerkface dog keeps licking me directly in my ear.
Happy birthday!
posted by phunniemee at 6:08 AM on February 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
Happy birthday!
posted by phunniemee at 6:08 AM on February 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆ ★ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆.
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║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ BIRTHDAY, JHarris! ☆.
╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ♥￥☆★☆★☆￥♥ ★☆.
posted by taz (staff) at 6:11 AM on February 24, 2013 [5 favorites]
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║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ BIRTHDAY, JHarris! ☆.
╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ♥￥☆★☆★☆￥♥ ★☆.
posted by taz (staff) at 6:11 AM on February 24, 2013 [5 favorites]
Megahappy megabirthday!
posted by houseofdanie at 6:28 AM on February 24, 2013
posted by houseofdanie at 6:28 AM on February 24, 2013
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posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 6:42 AM on February 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ ░H░A░P░P░Y░ (¯''•.¸*♥♥♥* ¸.•''¯) ░B░U░R░F░D░A░Y░ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♫♪٩
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posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 6:42 AM on February 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
JHarris, you are very good at MetaFilter and I hope you have a happy birthday.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 7:03 AM on February 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 7:03 AM on February 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
Happy Birthday! Forty is the new kumquat.
posted by arcticseal at 7:07 AM on February 24, 2013
posted by arcticseal at 7:07 AM on February 24, 2013
Big happy day to J!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 7:11 AM on February 24, 2013
posted by flapjax at midnite at 7:11 AM on February 24, 2013
Happy Birthday JHarris! Hope it's a good one!
posted by SpaceWarp13 at 7:13 AM on February 24, 2013
posted by SpaceWarp13 at 7:13 AM on February 24, 2013
Card front
IT'S NOT A SECRET TO EVERYBODY
Card interior
THAT IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
posted by The Whelk at 7:17 AM on February 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
IT'S NOT A SECRET TO EVERYBODY
Card interior
THAT IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
posted by The Whelk at 7:17 AM on February 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
Sorry its not all fancy-schmancy like some of the above, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
posted by marienbad at 7:24 AM on February 24, 2013
posted by marienbad at 7:24 AM on February 24, 2013
Happy birthday!
posted by LobsterMitten (staff) at 7:56 AM on February 24, 2013
posted by LobsterMitten (staff) at 7:56 AM on February 24, 2013
HBirthday JHarris!
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:59 AM on February 24, 2013
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:59 AM on February 24, 2013
You have displaced air. The candles flicker. The rothe attacks! The rothe attacks! --more--
The rothe attacks! The candles go out. For what do you wish?
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:05 AM on February 24, 2013 [6 favorites]
The rothe attacks! The candles go out. For what do you wish?
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:05 AM on February 24, 2013 [6 favorites]
Here's a little song called "I've Never Met You, But I Recognize Your Username and/or Commenting Style", and it goes a little something like this...
*caterwauling ensues*
posted by dubold at 8:15 AM on February 24, 2013 [2 favorites]
*caterwauling ensues*
posted by dubold at 8:15 AM on February 24, 2013 [2 favorites]
Robbed of his youth by an obsession to post, let it at least not be a thankless task!
posted by Devils Rancher at 8:17 AM on February 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Devils Rancher at 8:17 AM on February 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
Happy birthday, J!
I didn't have time to get you something good, so here's a Youtube video of the Sega Saturn version of WWF In Your House.
posted by box at 8:39 AM on February 24, 2013
I didn't have time to get you something good, so here's a Youtube video of the Sega Saturn version of WWF In Your House.
posted by box at 8:39 AM on February 24, 2013
Happy birthday, JHarris!
posted by dialetheia at 9:06 AM on February 24, 2013
posted by dialetheia at 9:06 AM on February 24, 2013
¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday, JHarris! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸
posted by TangerineGurl at 9:31 AM on February 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by TangerineGurl at 9:31 AM on February 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
Happy Birthday! Thanks for making us smile, smile, smile.
posted by ob1quixote at 9:56 AM on February 24, 2013
posted by ob1quixote at 9:56 AM on February 24, 2013
40 years down and many more to go. Happy Birthday
posted by Sailormom at 11:54 AM on February 24, 2013
posted by Sailormom at 11:54 AM on February 24, 2013
many happy birthday wishes
glad you ain't down with the fishes
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:56 AM on February 24, 2013
glad you ain't down with the fishes
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:56 AM on February 24, 2013
Happy happy, JHarris!
posted by benito.strauss at 12:18 PM on February 24, 2013
posted by benito.strauss at 12:18 PM on February 24, 2013
Happy birthday, JHarris!
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 1:01 PM on February 24, 2013
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 1:01 PM on February 24, 2013
Aww, JHarris: I can't stay mad at you. Happy birthday!
posted by eamondaly at 3:18 PM on February 24, 2013
posted by eamondaly at 3:18 PM on February 24, 2013
Happy Birthday!
posted by SpacemanStix at 6:58 PM on February 24, 2013
posted by SpacemanStix at 6:58 PM on February 24, 2013
I'm always seeing birthdays for people I don't know on my Google results, and it's like whatever, but today it was John, and I did a little double-take.
I might move to Georgia, actually, and if I do I hope I can buy you a beer. Happy Birthday! Thanks for all the @play columns, the great posts, the Roguelike Radio chats, and whatever's coming next! Good luck!
posted by grobstein at 7:44 PM on February 24, 2013
I might move to Georgia, actually, and if I do I hope I can buy you a beer. Happy Birthday! Thanks for all the @play columns, the great posts, the Roguelike Radio chats, and whatever's coming next! Good luck!
posted by grobstein at 7:44 PM on February 24, 2013
Yay, JHarris! Happy birthday!
posted by Pope Guilty at 8:35 PM on February 24, 2013
posted by Pope Guilty at 8:35 PM on February 24, 2013
Thanks everyone. I have to remark, I was just on the Google homepage. Apparently they have code now that detects if its your birthday and changes the doodle to birthday cake with the tooltip "Happy Birthday (your first name)!", but before I realized that I thought "Okay, now this is going a bit too far."
posted by JHarris at 8:55 PM on February 24, 2013 [4 favorites]
posted by JHarris at 8:55 PM on February 24, 2013 [4 favorites]
In just before after the Birthday boy. Yes, Google already told me about it (something about us +ing each other), but I assumed you'd spend the day watching old '60s cartoons. Here's another.
posted by oneswellfoop at 9:02 PM on February 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by oneswellfoop at 9:02 PM on February 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
I might move to Georgia,
Just ignore the flocks of ravens lining the roads making noises like "DOOOM DOOOM," and the creepy little girl who meets you at the state line who says "You'll be sorrrrry!"
posted by JHarris at 9:19 PM on February 24, 2013 [6 favorites]
Just ignore the flocks of ravens lining the roads making noises like "DOOOM DOOOM," and the creepy little girl who meets you at the state line who says "You'll be sorrrrry!"
posted by JHarris at 9:19 PM on February 24, 2013 [6 favorites]
Yup, as JHarris mentions, there's the flocks of ravens and the creepy little girl, and if that ain't enough to convince you, remember Randy Newman's even more dire warning:
"College men from LSU
Went in dumb, come out dumb too
Hustlin' 'round Atlanta in their alligator shoes
Gettin' drunk every weekend at the barbecues..."
*shudder*
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:04 PM on February 24, 2013 [2 favorites]
"College men from LSU
Went in dumb, come out dumb too
Hustlin' 'round Atlanta in their alligator shoes
Gettin' drunk every weekend at the barbecues..."
*shudder*
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:04 PM on February 24, 2013 [2 favorites]
The most foreboding sign of all, however, has to be the large percentage of local restaurants who tune their dining room TVs in to Fox News. (And one Burger King I know of shows Glenn Beck's channel "The Blaze". It's creepy enough that I wonder if Rod Serling is somewhere on the premises narrating.)
posted by JHarris at 11:32 PM on February 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by JHarris at 11:32 PM on February 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
Belated Happy Birthday! And many happy returns.
posted by lucien_reeve at 1:56 AM on February 25, 2013
posted by lucien_reeve at 1:56 AM on February 25, 2013
The most foreboding sign of all, however, has to be the large percentage of local restaurants who tune their dining room TVs in to Fox News.
Literally the only places I've ever seen Fox News on a public television in NYC is every single diner in my neighborhood.
posted by griphus at 7:02 AM on February 25, 2013
Literally the only places I've ever seen Fox News on a public television in NYC is every single diner in my neighborhood.
posted by griphus at 7:02 AM on February 25, 2013
Happy birthday, JHarris! Still finding things to read thanks to your procedural generation tip the other day, so I owe you one!
posted by barnacles at 7:10 AM on February 25, 2013
posted by barnacles at 7:10 AM on February 25, 2013
Reaching 40 is a trick only really good roguelike players can achieve. Hope you had a good one!
posted by ersatz at 2:52 PM on February 25, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by ersatz at 2:52 PM on February 25, 2013 [1 favorite]
Aw, happy happy!
I enjoyed 40 a lot, but my favorite birthday party was for 42.
posted by MissySedai at 8:41 PM on February 25, 2013
I enjoyed 40 a lot, but my favorite birthday party was for 42.
posted by MissySedai at 8:41 PM on February 25, 2013
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