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You have something on your nose.
posted by DU at 9:55 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by DU at 9:55 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
Flagged as grovelly grovelly buttkiss.
posted by Decani at 9:57 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Decani at 9:57 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
Should I save money by declawing my cat at home?
posted by killdevil at 9:59 AM on March 25, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by killdevil at 9:59 AM on March 25, 2011 [3 favorites]
Should I save money by declawing my cat at home?
Yes! Use the money you save to put gas in your SUV so you can drive to Wal-Mart, cutting off bicyclists on your way.
posted by marxchivist at 10:00 AM on March 25, 2011 [2 favorites]
Yes! Use the money you save to put gas in your SUV so you can drive to Wal-Mart, cutting off bicyclists on your way.
posted by marxchivist at 10:00 AM on March 25, 2011 [2 favorites]
Is it time again to break out the pom-poms for another mod love-fest?
posted by crunchland at 10:00 AM on March 25, 2011
posted by crunchland at 10:00 AM on March 25, 2011
Is it time again to break out the pom-poms for another mod love-fest?
posted by crunchland at 6:00 PM on March 25
Let's do it!
posted by Decani at 10:03 AM on March 25, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by crunchland at 6:00 PM on March 25
Let's do it!
posted by Decani at 10:03 AM on March 25, 2011 [3 favorites]
What do you all think about how lazy, entitled and generally stupid young* people are these days?
*by which I mean, anyone under the age of 50
posted by philip-random at 10:07 AM on March 25, 2011 [5 favorites]
*by which I mean, anyone under the age of 50
posted by philip-random at 10:07 AM on March 25, 2011 [5 favorites]
I don't like being call lazy, entitled, or generally stupid. Now give me favorites.
posted by Mister Cheese at 10:09 AM on March 25, 2011
posted by Mister Cheese at 10:09 AM on March 25, 2011
Oh god, not another one of these threads...
I keed! I keed!
Wait, no I don't.
posted by slogger at 10:11 AM on March 25, 2011
I keed! I keed!
Wait, no I don't.
posted by slogger at 10:11 AM on March 25, 2011
I'm lazy, entitled, and stupid. Now give me favorites.
posted by phunniemee at 10:12 AM on March 25, 2011
posted by phunniemee at 10:12 AM on March 25, 2011
Flagged as not being about me and what a delight I am with all my wonderful little ways.
posted by FAMOUS MONSTER at 10:12 AM on March 25, 2011 [7 favorites]
posted by FAMOUS MONSTER at 10:12 AM on March 25, 2011 [7 favorites]
Schmoopy pile on!
posted by joost de vries at 10:13 AM on March 25, 2011
posted by joost de vries at 10:13 AM on March 25, 2011
Now give me favorites.
I've been meaning to ask, where do we turn these in for our prizes?
posted by Stagger Lee at 10:13 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
I've been meaning to ask, where do we turn these in for our prizes?
posted by Stagger Lee at 10:13 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
Sarcastic comment where I end it with "/sarcasm" except that I really mean what I am saying and am trying to hide the fact that I'm being a jackass with "/sarcasm."
/sarcasm.
Small comment that should be disregarded where I say something that sounds a lot nicer than my above comment that was "sarcasm" but really wasn't.
posted by Mister Fabulous at 10:13 AM on March 25, 2011
/sarcasm.
Small comment that should be disregarded where I say something that sounds a lot nicer than my above comment that was "sarcasm" but really wasn't.
posted by Mister Fabulous at 10:13 AM on March 25, 2011
How could Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? The peppers wouldn't already be pickled when he picked them, now would they? Shouldn't it be, "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickling peppers?" I MEAN - COME ON SHEEPLE!!! PEPPERS DON'T PICKLE THEMSELVES!!!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 10:13 AM on March 25, 2011 [12 favorites]
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 10:13 AM on March 25, 2011 [12 favorites]
Even when mummy and daddy are sometimes cross with us they still love us and they are the bestest mummy and daddy ever!
posted by joost de vries at 10:14 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by joost de vries at 10:14 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
Order your Moderator's Day flower arrangements now to beat the rush!
posted by Rock Steady at 10:19 AM on March 25, 2011
posted by Rock Steady at 10:19 AM on March 25, 2011
I've been meaning to ask, where do we turn these in for our prizes?
The counter over there. The one with the plastic spider rings under glass. I think there's supposed to be a dude who will redeem them for you but he's never there. Dude, where are you? I want my pencil toppers!
posted by Mister Cheese at 10:24 AM on March 25, 2011
The counter over there. The one with the plastic spider rings under glass. I think there's supposed to be a dude who will redeem them for you but he's never there. Dude, where are you? I want my pencil toppers!
posted by Mister Cheese at 10:24 AM on March 25, 2011
I love when moderators give me gold stars and let me tweak the background colors/images on my profile. Just a heads up.
posted by empyrean at 10:26 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by empyrean at 10:26 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
Time for pie? Humble Pie?
posted by fixedgear at 6:22 PM on March 25
Yes.
By which I mean please God, no.
posted by Decani at 10:28 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by fixedgear at 6:22 PM on March 25
Yes.
By which I mean please God, no.
posted by Decani at 10:28 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
Schmoopy pile on!
I'm not schmoopy, you're schmoopy!
posted by azarbayejani at 10:30 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
I'm not schmoopy, you're schmoopy!
posted by azarbayejani at 10:30 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
Whom are you calling schmoopy!?
posted by joost de vries at 10:37 AM on March 25, 2011
posted by joost de vries at 10:37 AM on March 25, 2011
a peck of pickled peppers
old world code for stealing pickle jars from grocer shelves.
posted by clavdivs at 10:45 AM on March 25, 2011
old world code for stealing pickle jars from grocer shelves.
posted by clavdivs at 10:45 AM on March 25, 2011
I don't have a recipe for pickled peppers, but I do have one that calls for canned Royal Anne cherries.
posted by Cranberry at 10:52 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Cranberry at 10:52 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
It's like pachinko, you have to turn your favorites in for tickets, then go next door and trade the tickets in for... well, you'll find out. (flies away on invisible jetpack*)
* that is to say, the unexamined privilege I enjoy as a dude with a frickin' jetpack
posted by jtron at 10:53 AM on March 25, 2011 [4 favorites]
* that is to say, the unexamined privilege I enjoy as a dude with a frickin' jetpack
posted by jtron at 10:53 AM on March 25, 2011 [4 favorites]
This site has been going steadily downhill since I got here.
posted by Mister_A at 11:00 AM on March 25, 2011 [6 favorites]
posted by Mister_A at 11:00 AM on March 25, 2011 [6 favorites]
This site has been going steadily downhill since I got here.
The collorary to this is 'nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.'
posted by fixedgear at 11:02 AM on March 25, 2011 [2 favorites]
The collorary to this is 'nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.'
posted by fixedgear at 11:02 AM on March 25, 2011 [2 favorites]
COME ON SHEEPLE!!! PEPPERS DON'T PICKLE THEMSELVES!!!
Google Ron Popeil
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:06 AM on March 25, 2011 [15 favorites]
Google Ron Popeil
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:06 AM on March 25, 2011 [15 favorites]
This site has been steadily going downhill because I got here.
posted by joost de vries at 11:09 AM on March 25, 2011
posted by joost de vries at 11:09 AM on March 25, 2011
My passive/aggressive detector just went into oscillation mode.
posted by Brocktoon at 11:26 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Brocktoon at 11:26 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
I've been meaning to ask, where do we turn these in for our prizes?
So since this site is basically a Chuck E. Cheese's, can we pick which of the creepy dusty constantly-in-need-of-repair animatronic singing animals each of the mods is?
posted by shakespeherian at 11:26 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
So since this site is basically a Chuck E. Cheese's, can we pick which of the creepy dusty constantly-in-need-of-repair animatronic singing animals each of the mods is?
posted by shakespeherian at 11:26 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
I'm not schmoopy, you're schmoopy!
The whole damn system is schmoopy!
posted by dirtdirt at 11:26 AM on March 25, 2011
The whole damn system is schmoopy!
posted by dirtdirt at 11:26 AM on March 25, 2011
Grovelly grovelly buttkiss,
why the hell did you write this?
Work on your directive (some scathing invective)
or you'll stay after class.
Grovelly grovelly buttkiss,
please remember our treatise:
"If you have something nice to say
then shove it up your ass."
posted by mintcake! at 11:29 AM on March 25, 2011 [2 favorites]
why the hell did you write this?
Work on your directive (some scathing invective)
or you'll stay after class.
Grovelly grovelly buttkiss,
please remember our treatise:
"If you have something nice to say
then shove it up your ass."
posted by mintcake! at 11:29 AM on March 25, 2011 [2 favorites]
oh for fuck's sake.
posted by modernnomad at 11:30 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by modernnomad at 11:30 AM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
Collorary: an uncommon car by Toyota.
I notice with bliss, after a day of digging around in old piano maintenance treatises, that its almost GRAR hour. Take that, butt-jittering Grovels. (Going to buy a bottle of *what* on my way home).
posted by Namlit at 11:36 AM on March 25, 2011
I notice with bliss, after a day of digging around in old piano maintenance treatises, that its almost GRAR hour. Take that, butt-jittering Grovels. (Going to buy a bottle of *what* on my way home).
posted by Namlit at 11:36 AM on March 25, 2011
I've been meaning to ask, where do we turn these in for our prizes?
You know, this really should be in the wiki.
First, pick out your prize from the Mefi shopping site. You can have anything on the list!
Next, you'll have to go to any one of Cortex's websites and submit a picture of your cat (or a friend's cat, any cat will do. Do not substitute with dog, hamster, gerbil or goldfish or your points will be invalidated). Include a theme song for your cat, and use the tags, "xfiles", "baseballcards" and "carcassone." This is very important!
PB monitors all incoming and outgoing traffic and, alerted by those tags, will contact you with a special phrase involving the codeword "pony" and an exclusive fax number, which is to be used ONLY for points redemption. Please do not abuse this privilege.
Fax your points and prize request to the number. I'm told the fax machine is located in a secure location in Vermont (there is a lake there, in the middle of which Jessamyn lives), but I haven't been able to verify that. She will then forward them to matthowie.
NO ONE communicates directly with Matt.
Your prize will arrive in 2-3 weeks, via recumbent bike messenger.
Please have pie ready for him.
Note: vacapinta only becomes involved in the process if you are an Aussie. But really, we hardly have any prize requests from them, because the exchange rate is so high.
Hope this clears up the confusion!
posted by misha at 11:41 AM on March 25, 2011 [10 favorites]
You know, this really should be in the wiki.
First, pick out your prize from the Mefi shopping site. You can have anything on the list!
Next, you'll have to go to any one of Cortex's websites and submit a picture of your cat (or a friend's cat, any cat will do. Do not substitute with dog, hamster, gerbil or goldfish or your points will be invalidated). Include a theme song for your cat, and use the tags, "xfiles", "baseballcards" and "carcassone." This is very important!
PB monitors all incoming and outgoing traffic and, alerted by those tags, will contact you with a special phrase involving the codeword "pony" and an exclusive fax number, which is to be used ONLY for points redemption. Please do not abuse this privilege.
Fax your points and prize request to the number. I'm told the fax machine is located in a secure location in Vermont (there is a lake there, in the middle of which Jessamyn lives), but I haven't been able to verify that. She will then forward them to matthowie.
NO ONE communicates directly with Matt.
Your prize will arrive in 2-3 weeks, via recumbent bike messenger.
Please have pie ready for him.
Note: vacapinta only becomes involved in the process if you are an Aussie. But really, we hardly have any prize requests from them, because the exchange rate is so high.
Hope this clears up the confusion!
posted by misha at 11:41 AM on March 25, 2011 [10 favorites]
NO ONE communicates directly with Matt.
And woe be unto they who try.
posted by shakespeherian at 11:43 AM on March 25, 2011
And woe be unto they who try.
posted by shakespeherian at 11:43 AM on March 25, 2011
You're welcome.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 11:47 AM on March 25, 2011 [7 favorites]
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 11:47 AM on March 25, 2011 [7 favorites]
Q. What's the difference between a brown-noser and and ass-kisser?
A. Depth perception.
posted by Eideteker at 11:57 AM on March 25, 2011 [12 favorites]
A. Depth perception.
posted by Eideteker at 11:57 AM on March 25, 2011 [12 favorites]
Is this something I'd have to have a heart to care about?
posted by shakespeherian at 12:07 PM on March 25, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by shakespeherian at 12:07 PM on March 25, 2011 [2 favorites]
A corollary is what confused math students say when their professor gets angry: "Don't have a corollary, man!"
posted by amyms at 12:51 PM on March 25, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by amyms at 12:51 PM on March 25, 2011 [4 favorites]
mods occasionally reject my questions as inappropriate.
Whatcha wanna know, kid?
posted by cashman at 12:54 PM on March 25, 2011
Whatcha wanna know, kid?
posted by cashman at 12:54 PM on March 25, 2011
When a mod loves an FPP very much...
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:56 PM on March 25, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:56 PM on March 25, 2011 [3 favorites]
kingbenny: "Does anybody know how to titillate an ocelot"
You oscillate its tits a lot.
posted by idiopath at 1:39 PM on March 25, 2011 [30 favorites]
You oscillate its tits a lot.
posted by idiopath at 1:39 PM on March 25, 2011 [30 favorites]
Aventinus Weisen-Eisboc is the tastiest beer I've ever had the pleasure of drinking.
UNPAID ENDORSEMENT
posted by BitterOldPunk at 2:01 PM on March 25, 2011
UNPAID ENDORSEMENT
posted by BitterOldPunk at 2:01 PM on March 25, 2011
You oscillate its tits a lot.
Wow, that makes this thread worthwhile. Good work metafilter, good work.
posted by Elmore at 2:24 PM on March 25, 2011
Wow, that makes this thread worthwhile. Good work metafilter, good work.
posted by Elmore at 2:24 PM on March 25, 2011
I love Metafilter even when mods occasionally reject my sexual advances as inappropriate.
posted by perhapses at 2:40 PM on March 25, 2011
posted by perhapses at 2:40 PM on March 25, 2011
Who are you again?
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 3:01 PM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 3:01 PM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
blah blah blah hate you all blah blah blah
posted by eyeballkid at 3:05 PM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by eyeballkid at 3:05 PM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
In Burhanistan, one eats chicken feet and iPads. I'm impressed.
posted by Namlit at 3:08 PM on March 25, 2011
posted by Namlit at 3:08 PM on March 25, 2011
You oscillate its tits a lot.
This has made my heart do a little dance.
posted by Jofus at 3:39 PM on March 25, 2011
This has made my heart do a little dance.
posted by Jofus at 3:39 PM on March 25, 2011
My neighbor has left an iPad out with his garbage. Is it safe for me to eat it?
posted by running order squabble fest at 4:44 PM on March 25, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by running order squabble fest at 4:44 PM on March 25, 2011 [2 favorites]
Hey! The OP is a government! He deserves some respect.
posted by Splunge at 5:03 PM on March 25, 2011
posted by Splunge at 5:03 PM on March 25, 2011
Eideteker: "Q. What's the difference between a brown-noser and and ass-kisser?
A. Depth perception"
The wife and I both actually laughed out loud at this. Thanks.
posted by Splunge at 5:15 PM on March 25, 2011
A. Depth perception"
The wife and I both actually laughed out loud at this. Thanks.
posted by Splunge at 5:15 PM on March 25, 2011
You oscillate its tits a lot.
This has made my heart do a little dance.
posted by Jofus at 11:39 PM on March 2
This has made my heart blacken and die at the realisation that there are people out there who hadn't heard the prehistoric "titillate an ocelot" joke before.
Take my hand, Lord Jesus, I'm coming home.
posted by Decani at 5:18 PM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
This has made my heart do a little dance.
posted by Jofus at 11:39 PM on March 2
This has made my heart blacken and die at the realisation that there are people out there who hadn't heard the prehistoric "titillate an ocelot" joke before.
Take my hand, Lord Jesus, I'm coming home.
posted by Decani at 5:18 PM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
Eideteker: "Q. What's the difference between a brown-noser and and ass-kisser?
A. Depth perception"
Has been donated for use in my wife's 7th grade math class.
posted by tomswift at 5:19 PM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
I almost made this thread a few days ago. Now I'm glad I didn't. Better you than me.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 6:23 PM on March 25, 2011
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 6:23 PM on March 25, 2011
CORTEX ATE MY BABBY. MY BABBY.
WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF MY BABBY?
posted by special-k at 6:35 PM on March 25, 2011
WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF MY BABBY?
posted by special-k at 6:35 PM on March 25, 2011
You mean this sock with a button glued on to it? I have it right here.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 6:49 PM on March 25, 2011
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 6:49 PM on March 25, 2011
How many points for the pen set with the Dino-GRAR on it?
posted by arcticseal at 7:03 PM on March 25, 2011
posted by arcticseal at 7:03 PM on March 25, 2011
No, no, I said I hate your baby.
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:17 PM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:17 PM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
I could have sworn you said grate your baby.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 7:21 PM on March 25, 2011
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 7:21 PM on March 25, 2011
Is this where I come to post when I'm baked?
posted by cjorgensen at 7:23 PM on March 25, 2011
posted by cjorgensen at 7:23 PM on March 25, 2011
only if you're willing to share with the rest of the class.
posted by The Whelk at 7:24 PM on March 25, 2011
posted by The Whelk at 7:24 PM on March 25, 2011
I hate your baby.
Ladies and gentlemen, sit back, get tight and get itchy, it's GRAR hour.
posted by Cold Lurkey at 7:27 PM on March 25, 2011
Ladies and gentlemen, sit back, get tight and get itchy, it's GRAR hour.
posted by Cold Lurkey at 7:27 PM on March 25, 2011
The souls of the banned do shake heavily when the clocks strike GRAR
posted by The Whelk at 7:40 PM on March 25, 2011
posted by The Whelk at 7:40 PM on March 25, 2011
I'm going to start drinking now so that I can come back in a couple of hours and really make an ass of myself!
Hmm. What should I drink for a good angry drunk? Dark Eyes Vodka? Old Crow? Ah, here we go: Thunderbird.
posted by double block and bleed at 8:05 PM on March 25, 2011
Hmm. What should I drink for a good angry drunk? Dark Eyes Vodka? Old Crow? Ah, here we go: Thunderbird.
posted by double block and bleed at 8:05 PM on March 25, 2011
Speak in me, o lost sockpuppets, o banned, o lurkers, o gone and forgotten, never to return.
posted by The Whelk at 8:13 PM on March 25, 2011
posted by The Whelk at 8:13 PM on March 25, 2011
Decani: "You oscillate its tits a lot.
This has made my heart do a little dance.
posted by Jofus at 11:39 PM on March 2
This has made my heart blacken and die at the realisation that there are people out there who hadn't heard the prehistoric "titillate an ocelot" joke before.
Take my hand, Lord Jesus, I'm coming home"
Bye Fred. Elizabeth is waiting for you.
posted by Splunge at 9:54 PM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
This has made my heart do a little dance.
posted by Jofus at 11:39 PM on March 2
This has made my heart blacken and die at the realisation that there are people out there who hadn't heard the prehistoric "titillate an ocelot" joke before.
Take my hand, Lord Jesus, I'm coming home"
Bye Fred. Elizabeth is waiting for you.
posted by Splunge at 9:54 PM on March 25, 2011 [1 favorite]
Your prize will arrive in 2-3 weeks, via recumbent bike messenger.
Please have pie ready for him.
Um, I'm fresh out of pie. What happens if all I have is a plate of beans and pancakes?
posted by marsha56 at 11:11 PM on March 25, 2011
Please have pie ready for him.
Um, I'm fresh out of pie. What happens if all I have is a plate of beans and pancakes?
posted by marsha56 at 11:11 PM on March 25, 2011
When I'm drunk, I either love everybody or hate everybody. Tonight, I am not drunk.
posted by h00py at 7:34 AM on March 26, 2011
posted by h00py at 7:34 AM on March 26, 2011
I bought bacon flavored mayo tonight, and some bacon impregnated cheese, tommorrow I'll get some actual bacon and then later this week i'll put it all on a burger. It'll be great.
posted by jonmc at 5:09 PM on March 26, 2011
posted by jonmc at 5:09 PM on March 26, 2011
How does bacon impregnate cheese?
posted by cjorgensen at 7:38 PM on March 26, 2011
posted by cjorgensen at 7:38 PM on March 26, 2011
I bought bacon flavored mayo tonight, and some bacon impregnated cheese, tommorrow I'll get some actual bacon and then later this week i'll put it all on a burger. It'll be great.
You should get the Bacon Sundae to top it off.
posted by zombiehoohaa at 10:09 PM on March 26, 2011
You should get the Bacon Sundae to top it off.
posted by zombiehoohaa at 10:09 PM on March 26, 2011
Clearly, soaking the MeFi membership cards in LSD is finally paying off.
posted by Hardcore Poser at 10:19 PM on March 26, 2011
posted by Hardcore Poser at 10:19 PM on March 26, 2011
too late to the goddamn party again
posted by a humble nudibranch at 12:16 AM on March 27, 2011
posted by a humble nudibranch at 12:16 AM on March 27, 2011
TIT a lot. TIT. Singular. Not "tits". Grargoml.
posted by flabdablet at 2:39 AM on March 27, 2011
posted by flabdablet at 2:39 AM on March 27, 2011
You oscillate its tits a lot.
This has made my heart do a little dance.
posted by Jofus at 11:39 PM on March 2
This has made my heart blacken and die at the realisation that there are people out there who hadn't heard the prehistoric "titillate an ocelot" joke before.
Take my hand, Lord Jesus, I'm coming home.
posted by Decani at 5:18 PM on March 25
He's always been with you Decani. Those times when you looked back and saw a single set of footsteps in the sand..
..well.. those were the times when he was riding on your shoulders, arms spread wide, blowing his party whistle, and hollerin "I'm the king of the feckin world!"
posted by Ahab at 2:55 AM on March 27, 2011 [3 favorites]
This has made my heart do a little dance.
posted by Jofus at 11:39 PM on March 2
This has made my heart blacken and die at the realisation that there are people out there who hadn't heard the prehistoric "titillate an ocelot" joke before.
Take my hand, Lord Jesus, I'm coming home.
posted by Decani at 5:18 PM on March 25
He's always been with you Decani. Those times when you looked back and saw a single set of footsteps in the sand..
..well.. those were the times when he was riding on your shoulders, arms spread wide, blowing his party whistle, and hollerin "I'm the king of the feckin world!"
posted by Ahab at 2:55 AM on March 27, 2011 [3 favorites]
a humble nudibranch: "too late to the goddamn party agai"
Help me carry this cake to my car. Nobody touched it. Look like you belong here!
posted by Splunge at 5:00 AM on March 27, 2011
Help me carry this cake to my car. Nobody touched it. Look like you belong here!
posted by Splunge at 5:00 AM on March 27, 2011
Schmoopy is dead.
Yeah, really funny, Burhanistan. You're killing me.
posted by uncanny hengeman at 9:34 PM on March 27, 2011
Yeah, really funny, Burhanistan. You're killing me.
posted by uncanny hengeman at 9:34 PM on March 27, 2011
Yeah, really funny, Burhanistan. You're killing me.
Please don't do that.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 9:42 PM on March 27, 2011
Please don't do that.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 9:42 PM on March 27, 2011
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