2007 ColdChef podcast song?

September 16, 2009 6:36 PM

Can someone point me toward the song featured on the 2007 "ColdChef goes six feet under" podcast?

I imagine this has been asked before but I can't seem to find it. It is a sort of spoken word piece setting forth commandments such as "Thou shall not read Fark" and other emphatic exhortations.

posted by Morrigan to MetaFilter-Related at 6:36 PM (8 comments total)

Sure! That was chrismear if I recall correctly.... Here it is! Lyrics by robocop is bleeding. Based on this.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 6:38 PM on September 16, 2009 [1 favorite]

Excellent, thanks! This had me laughing in a completely inappropriate manner on the Metro.
posted by Morrigan at 6:47 PM on September 16, 2009

That's super super awesome. I'm glad you posted this question; I doubt I'd ever have found it if it hadn't been pointed out to me.
posted by ocherdraco at 8:43 PM on September 16, 2009

I'm sure this says more about me than the song, but I always imagine it as something you'd hear walking into an after-hours British S&M club, where it would be read by a woman in a vinyl cat-suit looking down her nose at a bunch of barristers and bankers.

That's probably just me, though.
posted by empyrean at 5:25 AM on September 17, 2009 [2 favorites]

Yeah, no, I checked. It's totally just you.
posted by Jofus at 8:13 AM on September 17, 2009

My vinyl cat-suit doesn't fit me these days, in any case.
posted by chrismear at 8:14 AM on September 17, 2009 [1 favorite]

Although, I was wearing my cat-suit when I wrote it.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 1:15 PM on September 17, 2009 [1 favorite]

jessamyn: "Based on this."

I favorited because I know I will want to refer back to that video, but I liked the other song better before I realized it was exactly like that one.
posted by idiopath at 7:20 PM on September 17, 2009