Metafilter makes the Jerry Springer show look boring.

March 1, 2009 6:50 PM

I'm so bored I can shit. I would like some links to some entertaining posts. Thanks. :)

I've only been here for a year and read a lot of interesting posts. I know there must be more. I'm looking for entertaining posts that was made before my time or that I have overlooked.

I'm looking for stuff along the lines of rare life situations, not those relationshipfilters where someone asks "Does she like me? How do I make a move?" or posts asking for restaurant recommendations.

I'm talking about stuff along the lines of...

http://ask.metafilter.com/7921/If-you-killed-somebody-how-would-you-dispose-of-the-body-without-getting-caught
People are still favoriting scarabic's reply, and the post was created way back in 2004. :)

http://ask.metafilter.com/115238/What-are-the-unspoken-rules-inside-a-crackhouse

http://ask.metafilter.com/108424/How-to-interact-with-paid-killers

http://ask.metafilter.com/78970/Trials-of-a-Responsible-Hedonist
A metafilter classic!

There was a post with a woman who was kind of convinced that her husband was trying to kill her.

There was another post about a member suspecting shady activities going on in the apartment across from her. I just remember people coming up with some crazy and creative possiblities.

posted by sixcolors to MetaFilter-Related at 6:50 PM (12 comments total)

You need medical/psychiatric attention. You need drama and attention and you are using metafilter to get it.
posted by emyd at 6:52 PM on March 1, 2009 [51 favorites]

Thanks for the links!
posted by Science! at 6:54 PM on March 1, 2009 [2 favorites]

You need fucking giant Yellow Burmese Pythons for your boring living room.
posted by The Straightener at 6:54 PM on March 1, 2009 [8 favorites]

Will you go to the prom with me, sixcolors? It'll be awesum.
posted by mullacc at 6:56 PM on March 1, 2009 [4 favorites]

Dear Metafilter,

I think am the craziest thing on Metafilter and I would like to see some crazy.

Love,
sixcolors


Also, FUCK YOU if this gets deleted, because this is the most meta meta post ever.
posted by dmd at 6:57 PM on March 1, 2009 [14 favorites]

I think Toecutter will come up with one soon. Hang tight.
posted by Fuzzy Skinner at 6:58 PM on March 1, 2009

The best shit can be found here. *Disclaimer: somewhat of a self link.
posted by gman at 6:58 PM on March 1, 2009 [3 favorites]

I'm going to take this post to Meta and prove dmd wrong...
posted by Jimbob at 6:59 PM on March 1, 2009

But would you be shitting, or going blind?
posted by turgid dahlia at 6:59 PM on March 1, 2009

How about that AskMeFi where you ranted about why older, non-drunk college students wouldn't buy your cookies? That was a pretty ridiculous thread.

This is really -- not what MeTa is for.
posted by cgomez at 7:00 PM on March 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

You're an obnoxious troll. Please go away.
posted by gleuschk at 7:00 PM on March 1, 2009 [1 favorite]

You need to stop using Metafilter as an outlet for your boredom, sixcolors. I'm not being silly or snarky or taking a cheap shot here: this is something you really, really need to work on. Please find something to do with your excess energy other than flailing around on metafilter.
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:00 PM on March 1, 2009 [93 favorites]