Finally! November 15, 2007 8:44 PM Subscribe
Yep, it's Tonailhands.
posted by piratebowling at 9:33 PM on November 15, 2007
posted by piratebowling at 9:33 PM on November 15, 2007
Now if only someone could do something about this not-so-fresh feeling I have.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:36 PM on November 15, 2007
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:36 PM on November 15, 2007
It is Tonailhands, isn't it?
The pics on the second link are all "after" photos, and not disturbing at all.
I love happy endings!
posted by lekvar at 9:44 PM on November 15, 2007
The pics on the second link are all "after" photos, and not disturbing at all.
I love happy endings!
posted by lekvar at 9:44 PM on November 15, 2007
So I've been sitting here, eating these chile limon chips and trying to decide if I liked them enough to finish the bag.
I'm really glad this problem I had is now solved. Thanks guys.
posted by hototogisu at 9:53 PM on November 15, 2007 [1 favorite]
I'm really glad this problem I had is now solved. Thanks guys.
posted by hototogisu at 9:53 PM on November 15, 2007 [1 favorite]
Please someone solve Dede's problem as well because it is even more disturbing than Ioan's, which I did not think was possible. Oh Christ, I'm going to be awake all night.
posted by Falconetti at 9:58 PM on November 15, 2007
posted by Falconetti at 9:58 PM on November 15, 2007
Bizarre skin condition relatively resolved. Phew!
Bizarre, internet-induced terror not resolved, simply reinforced by this post.
posted by KokuRyu at 10:08 PM on November 15, 2007 [3 favorites]
Bizarre, internet-induced terror not resolved, simply reinforced by this post.
posted by KokuRyu at 10:08 PM on November 15, 2007 [3 favorites]
God, I hope Karl Pilkington's seen Dede.
posted by h00py at 10:14 PM on November 15, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by h00py at 10:14 PM on November 15, 2007 [1 favorite]
That's not a bizare skin condition. That's a bizarre skin condition.
posted by dersins at 10:24 PM on November 15, 2007
posted by dersins at 10:24 PM on November 15, 2007
Do they itch?
I didn't see anything about what it actually feels like to have those things growing on you. Dear heavens, can you imagine how much they might itch!?
posted by Ms. Saint at 10:24 PM on November 15, 2007
I didn't see anything about what it actually feels like to have those things growing on you. Dear heavens, can you imagine how much they might itch!?
posted by Ms. Saint at 10:24 PM on November 15, 2007
OH GOD WHY I JUST STOPPED SCREAMING YESTERDAY WHY OH YOU BASTARD WHORESON WHY
posted by loquacious at 10:38 PM on November 15, 2007 [3 favorites]
posted by loquacious at 10:38 PM on November 15, 2007 [3 favorites]
Pardon my pedantry, but I believe the correct spelling is Toenailhands, with an e.
(Although of course he'd prefer that you refer to him as Cheetofingers.)
posted by Reggie Digest at 12:26 AM on November 16, 2007
(Although of course he'd prefer that you refer to him as Cheetofingers.)
posted by Reggie Digest at 12:26 AM on November 16, 2007
Did anyone catch the Discovery Channel show last night that featured Dede, the Indonesian guy with the tree like growths?
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 3:05 AM on November 16, 2007
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 3:05 AM on November 16, 2007
Why do I always happen across these posts while I'm eating? Why?
posted by Zero Gravitas at 3:57 AM on November 16, 2007
posted by Zero Gravitas at 3:57 AM on November 16, 2007
Why do I always happen across these posts while I'm eating...
...my toenails?
posted by quonsar at 5:33 AM on November 16, 2007
...my toenails?
posted by quonsar at 5:33 AM on November 16, 2007
When I was about 12, I developed a wart on my hand, at the base of my thumb. When you are twelve there are lots of activities that are circumscribed at school, in my case, dancing. A lot of the dances you do at this age involve handing hands. It was like she'd been hit with a bolt of electricity when our hands joined. Fair enough! it was a pretty gnarly wart. The look of revulsion on her face stays with me to this day. Happy ending though. My grandmother bought the wart from me for a penny. And, I SHIT YOU NOT, IT WAS GONE WITHIN A WEEK. That girl and I are still happily married 30 years later.
That last line is a lie, she never spoke to or came near me ever again. But the grandmother thing happened.
Fuck the Vitamin A, Dede's grandmother should get $20 bucks together (change it into pennies) and buy them off him. [caveat: It has to be your grandmother and she really has to buy them off you].
posted by tellurian at 6:23 AM on November 16, 2007 [3 favorites]
That last line is a lie, she never spoke to or came near me ever again. But the grandmother thing happened.
Fuck the Vitamin A, Dede's grandmother should get $20 bucks together (change it into pennies) and buy them off him. [caveat: It has to be your grandmother and she really has to buy them off you].
posted by tellurian at 6:23 AM on November 16, 2007 [3 favorites]
Because you're always eating? ZING!
posted by hermitosis at 6:23 AM on November 16, 2007
posted by hermitosis at 6:23 AM on November 16, 2007
I feel like we're all guest-starring in a very special episode of House. Someone pass me the Vicodin.
posted by scalefree at 6:46 AM on November 16, 2007
posted by scalefree at 6:46 AM on November 16, 2007
Bizarre Skin Condition is my favorite New Order song.
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:37 AM on November 16, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by cortex (staff) at 7:37 AM on November 16, 2007 [2 favorites]
...and my favorite GCU.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 7:45 AM on November 16, 2007
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 7:45 AM on November 16, 2007
dersins, have you seen the "FILM Spectacular saga" at the bottom of the Telegraph page?
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 8:05 AM on November 16, 2007
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 8:05 AM on November 16, 2007
I think the evidence to date, tellurian, might indicate that it has to be your grandmother.
posted by Wolfdog at 8:55 AM on November 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Wolfdog at 8:55 AM on November 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
Wash off your eyeballs by looking at the sad kangaroo.
Or the swimming squirrel! Or read about the cat with a big carbon footprint!
Brought to you by People Against Toenail Hands.
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 2:52 PM on November 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
Or the swimming squirrel! Or read about the cat with a big carbon footprint!
Brought to you by People Against Toenail Hands.
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 2:52 PM on November 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
Thanks for the wrap-up. Been wondering what the hell happened to this guy.
Bonus points for linking to the 'after' photos and NOT the 'before' photos (naturally, I went and looked at the 'before' photos again and I'm just as nauseous as I was the first time I looked...)
posted by librarylis at 11:18 PM on November 16, 2007
Bonus points for linking to the 'after' photos and NOT the 'before' photos (naturally, I went and looked at the 'before' photos again and I'm just as nauseous as I was the first time I looked...)
posted by librarylis at 11:18 PM on November 16, 2007
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posted by dobbs at 8:56 PM on November 15, 2007