Be safe and smart! July 16, 2007 10:25 AM Subscribe
Our own fandango_matt, of Metafilter design contest and multiple pissing elephant fame, has come up with his own Boy Scout inspired Metafilter safety guide.
This was hilarious. Holy crap.
posted by fallenposters at 10:41 AM on July 16, 2007
posted by fallenposters at 10:41 AM on July 16, 2007
So fucking awesome.
posted by interrobang at 10:43 AM on July 16, 2007
posted by interrobang at 10:43 AM on July 16, 2007
More photos from the Portland anniversary meetup!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 10:43 AM on July 16, 2007
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 10:43 AM on July 16, 2007
Oh Jesus that was good.
posted by BobFrapples at 10:46 AM on July 16, 2007
posted by BobFrapples at 10:46 AM on July 16, 2007
A fucking coronary.
This is really fantastic, fatti. Sidebarred!
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:47 AM on July 16, 2007
This is really fantastic, fatti. Sidebarred!
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:47 AM on July 16, 2007
Grrrrrrreat!
posted by inconsequentialist at 10:51 AM on July 16, 2007
posted by inconsequentialist at 10:51 AM on July 16, 2007
Language FAT! LOL
I couldn't wait for him to actually show up.
posted by Kwine at 10:52 AM on July 16, 2007 [3 favorites]
I couldn't wait for him to actually show up.
posted by Kwine at 10:52 AM on July 16, 2007 [3 favorites]
Holysweetmotherofomniscentfuckinggodofyourchoice that was perfect.
posted by From Bklyn at 11:02 AM on July 16, 2007
posted by From Bklyn at 11:02 AM on July 16, 2007
Is it wrong that I want to be as well known in Mefiville as Delmoi, Languagehat, et al. ?
This was awesome.
posted by oddman at 11:08 AM on July 16, 2007
This was awesome.
posted by oddman at 11:08 AM on July 16, 2007
(One of the greatest things about this community is the great care taken by a select few to construct elaborate hypercontextual jokes for the benefit of a very small group of people. I'm consistently amazed, and very grateful.)
posted by kosem at 11:12 AM on July 16, 2007 [9 favorites]
posted by kosem at 11:12 AM on July 16, 2007 [9 favorites]
This might just be the best thing to come out of metafilter yet. Absolutely stellar.
posted by slimepuppy at 11:12 AM on July 16, 2007
posted by slimepuppy at 11:12 AM on July 16, 2007
That is excellent.
posted by Pope Guilty at 11:13 AM on July 16, 2007
posted by Pope Guilty at 11:13 AM on July 16, 2007
Kick ass. It hit escape velocity the second the hand-cutting-off was brought up.
posted by COBRA! at 11:14 AM on July 16, 2007
posted by COBRA! at 11:14 AM on July 16, 2007
The "Bye, Whore!" with the fist pump on page three is too good to be true.
on preview: totally second a star.
posted by phaedon at 11:16 AM on July 16, 2007
on preview: totally second a star.
posted by phaedon at 11:16 AM on July 16, 2007
Very cool!
Unlike FBoW today. AM I RITE MATTY?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 11:19 AM on July 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
Unlike FBoW today. AM I RITE MATTY?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 11:19 AM on July 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
Did anyone else notice that these photographs sort of looked like a comic strip?
posted by phaedon at 11:22 AM on July 16, 2007 [5 favorites]
posted by phaedon at 11:22 AM on July 16, 2007 [5 favorites]
We are actually pretty snuggly. This was funny, thanks.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 11:26 AM on July 16, 2007
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 11:26 AM on July 16, 2007
But seriously, why is Metafilter run by topless furries in boy scout uniforms?
posted by googly at 11:28 AM on July 16, 2007 [4 favorites]
posted by googly at 11:28 AM on July 16, 2007 [4 favorites]
I laughed, I cried... I cried a lot, actually, but I laughed more.
posted by 1f2frfbf at 11:28 AM on July 16, 2007
posted by 1f2frfbf at 11:28 AM on July 16, 2007
Confession: I thought this was overrated and sort of meh; I stopped reading after four pages of not getting the in-jokes or recognizing the references.
And then I realized I had been reading the original Boy Scouts Comic.
[This redefines good]
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 11:32 AM on July 16, 2007 [4 favorites]
And then I realized I had been reading the original Boy Scouts Comic.
[This redefines good]
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 11:32 AM on July 16, 2007 [4 favorites]
that was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen here. outstanding.
WOW! 352 comments, all by delmoi!
posted by shmegegge at 11:32 AM on July 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
WOW! 352 comments, all by delmoi!
posted by shmegegge at 11:32 AM on July 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
I think that were this comic to blink like FBoW does, it would make me equally uncomfortable.
posted by allen.spaulding at 11:34 AM on July 16, 2007
posted by allen.spaulding at 11:34 AM on July 16, 2007
Metafilter: CEILING CAT IS WATCHING DIOS FUCK YOUR MOTHER!
posted by davy at 11:40 AM on July 16, 2007
posted by davy at 11:40 AM on July 16, 2007
Jesus fuck, this thing is funny. Much funnier than I thought it would be. Awesome!
posted by By The Grace of God at 11:44 AM on July 16, 2007
posted by By The Grace of God at 11:44 AM on July 16, 2007
From the Boy Scout Comic:
MetaFilter: Sometimes you may see things that seem strange and not right. When you do TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND TELL YOUR PARENTS OR ANOTHER ADULT!
posted by ColdChef at 11:45 AM on July 16, 2007
MetaFilter: Sometimes you may see things that seem strange and not right. When you do TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND TELL YOUR PARENTS OR ANOTHER ADULT!
posted by ColdChef at 11:45 AM on July 16, 2007
Wow, that's seriously good.
posted by puke & cry at 12:00 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by puke & cry at 12:00 PM on July 16, 2007
I want to snuggle the admins, now!
that comment only applies if the admins do, in fact, look like furry animals
posted by Salmonberry at 12:01 PM on July 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
that comment only applies if the admins do, in fact, look like furry animals
posted by Salmonberry at 12:01 PM on July 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
That was great, thanks.
posted by marxchivist at 12:03 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by marxchivist at 12:03 PM on July 16, 2007
Where's the Ask Metafilter thread on getting plastic explosive?
posted by Anything at 12:10 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by Anything at 12:10 PM on July 16, 2007
that comment only applies if the admins do, in fact, look like furry animals
You're in luck!
posted by ColdChef at 12:10 PM on July 16, 2007
You're in luck!
posted by ColdChef at 12:10 PM on July 16, 2007
Nice one!
posted by klangklangston at 12:13 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by klangklangston at 12:13 PM on July 16, 2007
Brilliant.
[On preview, Coldchef, I was just about to post this.]
posted by matildaben at 12:15 PM on July 16, 2007
[On preview, Coldchef, I was just about to post this.]
posted by matildaben at 12:15 PM on July 16, 2007
Bring back the star for this, amazing.
posted by Falconetti at 12:20 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by Falconetti at 12:20 PM on July 16, 2007
Fantastic.
Hilarious.
And so true.
Congrats, fandango_matt, thanks Krrrlson.
posted by bru at 12:26 PM on July 16, 2007
Hilarious.
And so true.
Congrats, fandango_matt, thanks Krrrlson.
posted by bru at 12:26 PM on July 16, 2007
it was fandango_matt who did the pissing elephants? i could have sworn that was alex reynolds.
posted by quonsar at 12:30 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by quonsar at 12:30 PM on July 16, 2007
Fucking fantastic.
posted by eyeballkid at 12:46 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by eyeballkid at 12:46 PM on July 16, 2007
So awesome.
posted by justonegirl at 12:50 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by justonegirl at 12:50 PM on July 16, 2007
I'm speechless. And that takes some doing! I second everyone else's seconding of a gold star for fandango_matt.
Now can we turn MetaFilter into ASSHATTAPALOOZA?
posted by languagehat at 1:04 PM on July 16, 2007
Now can we turn MetaFilter into ASSHATTAPALOOZA?
posted by languagehat at 1:04 PM on July 16, 2007
*applause*
posted by jason's_planet at 1:14 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by jason's_planet at 1:14 PM on July 16, 2007
That was mind-boggling. Perfect.
posted by porn in the woods at 1:17 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by porn in the woods at 1:17 PM on July 16, 2007
This should be required reading before membership.
posted by NationalKato at 1:19 PM on July 16, 2007 [3 favorites]
posted by NationalKato at 1:19 PM on July 16, 2007 [3 favorites]
You are very creative and talented, sir. And more than a little naughty.
posted by MotherTucker at 1:21 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by MotherTucker at 1:21 PM on July 16, 2007
DO WANT!*
*admins who are snuggly and furry, and a star or several for this.
posted by rtha at 1:23 PM on July 16, 2007
*admins who are snuggly and furry, and a star or several for this.
posted by rtha at 1:23 PM on July 16, 2007
Now can someone please set this to music, so that it can implode under the gravity of its own greatness?
BEST OF THIS WEB
posted by davejay at 1:27 PM on July 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
BEST OF THIS WEB
posted by davejay at 1:27 PM on July 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
I almost *didn't* click that one last MeTa click before I trundled off to face the commuter world. I won't make THAT mistake again.
posted by gnomeloaf at 1:31 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by gnomeloaf at 1:31 PM on July 16, 2007
gah, no again...afterthought editing should be in the next installment....
posted by gnomeloaf at 1:32 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by gnomeloaf at 1:32 PM on July 16, 2007
I won't ever do anything nice 'cuz I don't want a 300-comment thread of virtual fellatio and kewl-kidz wankery.
Asked languagehat: "Now can we turn MetaFilter into ASSHATTAPALOOZA?"
That would be superfluous, sir.
posted by davy at 1:34 PM on July 16, 2007
Asked languagehat: "Now can we turn MetaFilter into ASSHATTAPALOOZA?"
That would be superfluous, sir.
posted by davy at 1:34 PM on July 16, 2007
Forget the sidebar, this should be in a splash screen before entering the site. Nice work, f_m.
And I nth the call for a gold star.
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 1:39 PM on July 16, 2007
And I nth the call for a gold star.
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 1:39 PM on July 16, 2007
I won't ever do anything nice 'cuz I don't want a 300-comment thread of virtual fellatio and kewl-kidz wankery.
Convenient then, isn't it?
posted by NationalKato at 1:42 PM on July 16, 2007
Convenient then, isn't it?
posted by NationalKato at 1:42 PM on July 16, 2007
My favorite part was where it was so fucking awesome and hilarious.
posted by jefbla at 2:07 PM on July 16, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by jefbla at 2:07 PM on July 16, 2007 [2 favorites]
Eh, comic full of in jokes and swearing. Meh.
posted by wheelieman at 2:17 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by wheelieman at 2:17 PM on July 16, 2007
WOW! 352 comments, all by delmoi!
Someone else has already picked that quote out, but that was the point at which I lost it and started laughing a lot.
posted by greycap at 2:20 PM on July 16, 2007
Someone else has already picked that quote out, but that was the point at which I lost it and started laughing a lot.
posted by greycap at 2:20 PM on July 16, 2007
fandago_matt is free to use my face however he pleases.
posted by nthdegx at 2:25 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by nthdegx at 2:25 PM on July 16, 2007
This is awesome, and I think of mattamyntex as stuffed animals now.
The thrilling followup -- Webelopos: WE BE LOYAL POSTERS
posted by boo_radley at 2:29 PM on July 16, 2007
The thrilling followup -- Webelopos: WE BE LOYAL POSTERS
posted by boo_radley at 2:29 PM on July 16, 2007
Wow, wheelieman! You don't care so much that you just had to post about how you don't care! It's a good thing you did, because otherwise we wouldn't know.
posted by Sangermaine at 2:36 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by Sangermaine at 2:36 PM on July 16, 2007
Wow! Comic full of in-jokes and swearing! That kicks ass.
posted by agropyron at 2:55 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by agropyron at 2:55 PM on July 16, 2007
Did you have to put so many curse words in it?
posted by DenOfSizer at 2:56 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by DenOfSizer at 2:56 PM on July 16, 2007
Do you mean that as question of, like, scatalogical compulsion vs. auctorial preference?
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:59 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by cortex (staff) at 2:59 PM on July 16, 2007
(um, why do the noobs have tagging rights on other peoples' posts? did they somehow manage to find the link to metafilter's worst-kept secret: the $10 Platinum membership?)
posted by UbuRoivas at 3:07 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by UbuRoivas at 3:07 PM on July 16, 2007
Do we really get jiggy with it at meetups? I just assume that when the party ends, the orgy starts.
posted by Derek at 3:39 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by Derek at 3:39 PM on July 16, 2007
nice work fandango, and I feel honored to be mentioned but I think it was dhoyt who dropped 'drama queen.'
posted by jonmc at 3:49 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by jonmc at 3:49 PM on July 16, 2007
New members NEED to have to read this before they can post.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 3:52 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 3:52 PM on July 16, 2007
That was surprisingly awesome. I'd have picked different names for the callouts, but I'm not a creative genius. Bravo.
posted by solid-one-love at 3:53 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by solid-one-love at 3:53 PM on July 16, 2007
Good job fandango!
You know... after all this time... NOW I get it! I gotta start over with a new name. There is so much I have missed. Like that "how to fuck a MeFite" part.
posted by The Deej at 3:54 PM on July 16, 2007
You know... after all this time... NOW I get it! I gotta start over with a new name. There is so much I have missed. Like that "how to fuck a MeFite" part.
posted by The Deej at 3:54 PM on July 16, 2007
Fucking hilarious, thanks fandango_matt!
posted by doubtful_guest at 3:57 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by doubtful_guest at 3:57 PM on July 16, 2007
Excellent, excellent work, fandango. I lol'd and then I lol'd some more.
posted by jonson at 3:58 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by jonson at 3:58 PM on July 16, 2007
Star. STAR.
posted by chuckdarwin at 4:27 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by chuckdarwin at 4:27 PM on July 16, 2007
My god. So good. So so good.
posted by shelleycat at 4:27 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by shelleycat at 4:27 PM on July 16, 2007
Was anybody else freaked out by how the kids' eyes, nose, and mouth were never in the same place from panel to panel?
posted by ardgedee at 4:31 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by ardgedee at 4:31 PM on July 16, 2007
LOL, bitches. I still hate all of you. XOXOX. Rabbits.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 4:32 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 4:32 PM on July 16, 2007
(Should I be upset at the swearing? Where can I buy some delicate sensibilities?)
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, nice work, sir.
posted by maxwelton at 4:35 PM on July 16, 2007
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, nice work, sir.
posted by maxwelton at 4:35 PM on July 16, 2007
Fucking awesome! This is a work of true maniacal genius!
posted by snsranch at 4:40 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by snsranch at 4:40 PM on July 16, 2007
Did you have to put so many curse words in it?
What the fuck are you talking about?
posted by rollbiz at 4:41 PM on July 16, 2007 [4 favorites]
What the fuck are you talking about?
posted by rollbiz at 4:41 PM on July 16, 2007 [4 favorites]
I had no idea you were such a good artist fandango! How did you keep your colors inside the lines like that?
posted by The Deej at 4:52 PM on July 16, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by The Deej at 4:52 PM on July 16, 2007 [2 favorites]
Paint by swear words?
posted by wheelieman at 4:55 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by wheelieman at 4:55 PM on July 16, 2007
topless furries in Boy Scout uniforms!! hysterical! : >
posted by amberglow at 4:57 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by amberglow at 4:57 PM on July 16, 2007
I totally want a T-shirt of the circular frame on the last page where Cortex is saying "Flag it and move on, bitches!"
posted by ottereroticist at 4:58 PM on July 16, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by ottereroticist at 4:58 PM on July 16, 2007 [2 favorites]
Eh, comic website full of in jokes and swearing. Meh.
That's better.
posted by mendel at 5:46 PM on July 16, 2007
That's better.
posted by mendel at 5:46 PM on July 16, 2007
So freaking excellent I must channel the classics:
A thing of beauty is a joy for ever:posted by soundofsuburbia at 5:58 PM on July 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
Its lovliness increases; it will never
Pass into nothingness; but still will keep
A bower quiet for us, and a sleep
Full of sweet dreams, and health, and quiet breathing.
Therefore, on every morrow, are we wreathing
A flowery band to bind us to the earth,
Spite of despondence, of the inhuman dearth
Of noble natures, of the gloomy days,
Of all the unhealthy and o'er-darkn'd ways
Made for our searching: yes, in spite of all,
Some shape of beauty moves away the pall
From our dark spirits. Such the sun, the moon,
Trees old and young, sprouting a shady boon
For simple sheep; and such are daffodils
With the green world they live in; and clear rills
That for themselves a cooling covert make
'Gainst the hot season; the mid-forest brake,
Rich with a sprinkling of fair musk-rose blooms:
And such too is the grandeur of the dooms
We have imagined for the mighty dead;
An endless fountain of immortal drink,
Pouring unto us from the heaven's brink.
...replace a few words here and there and you're set!
posted by soundofsuburbia at 6:00 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by soundofsuburbia at 6:00 PM on July 16, 2007
AWESOME! My favorite line was "By, whore" as well. Also, furrie Jessamyn is kinda hot...
posted by matty at 6:07 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by matty at 6:07 PM on July 16, 2007
Also, furrie Jessamyn is kinda hot...
Would you be saying that if he's labeled the middle one Cortex instead?
posted by davejay at 6:11 PM on July 16, 2007
Would you be saying that if he's labeled the middle one Cortex instead?
posted by davejay at 6:11 PM on July 16, 2007
Hey, I haven't torn anyone a new asshole in a long time!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:11 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:11 PM on July 16, 2007
I am too old to use the word awesome, otherwise I would say that this is awesome.
Aah, fuggit, this is awesome.
AWWWWWWWWESOMMMMMMME!!!
Star fandango_matt right now or I will cut off my hand.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 6:29 PM on July 16, 2007
Aah, fuggit, this is awesome.
AWWWWWWWWESOMMMMMMME!!!
Star fandango_matt right now or I will cut off my hand.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 6:29 PM on July 16, 2007
It's kind of gay. It's probably time for me to move on.
posted by four panels at 6:34 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by four panels at 6:34 PM on July 16, 2007
lmao
posted by Optimus Chyme at 6:37 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by Optimus Chyme at 6:37 PM on July 16, 2007
It is kind of gay. And by that I mean FAAAAAAABULOUS.
posted by ottereroticist at 6:56 PM on July 16, 2007 [6 favorites]
posted by ottereroticist at 6:56 PM on July 16, 2007 [6 favorites]
Does this mean all future meetups are going to be full of fucking furries?
posted by filmgeek at 7:13 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by filmgeek at 7:13 PM on July 16, 2007
Alvy Ampersand: same here.
I read this at work and was thus prevented from breaking out in wild cackles of laughter - curses!
I intend to read this when I go home just to get a stitch laughing - it is that good.
One of the best sidebar/MeTa/MeFi posts - evar!
posted by your mildly obsessive average geek at 7:53 PM on July 16, 2007
I read this at work and was thus prevented from breaking out in wild cackles of laughter - curses!
I intend to read this when I go home just to get a stitch laughing - it is that good.
One of the best sidebar/MeTa/MeFi posts - evar!
posted by your mildly obsessive average geek at 7:53 PM on July 16, 2007
Good to know I wasn't the only one deceived by those back-to-back before/after links, ymoag.
It's probably time for me to move on.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... wait, who are you again?
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 8:17 PM on July 16, 2007
It's probably time for me to move on.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... wait, who are you again?
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 8:17 PM on July 16, 2007
Dude, I think I got most of those jokes, and I haven't even been here that long. Holy fuck I need a hobby.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 8:29 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by kittens for breakfast at 8:29 PM on July 16, 2007
That pretty much justifies and redeems every single crap FPP, political rant, and hissy fit I've ever wasted time reading on Metafilter. For they all now form the necessary backdrop to this noble work of art.
posted by BT at 8:30 PM on July 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by BT at 8:30 PM on July 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
I'm late to the party but I just wanted to say that was hysterical. Well fucking done.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 8:51 PM on July 16, 2007
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 8:51 PM on July 16, 2007
Flapjax at midnite, my knife is ready. Let the furries be warned...
He ASKED for a star...um...hello?
(And, oh jesuschristallmighty thanks for lifting my spirits!)
posted by metasav at 9:13 PM on July 16, 2007
He ASKED for a star...um...hello?
(And, oh jesuschristallmighty thanks for lifting my spirits!)
posted by metasav at 9:13 PM on July 16, 2007
It's hard but necessary to see one's own mistakes illustrated like this. :)
Well done!
posted by SaintCynr at 10:31 PM on July 16, 2007
Well done!
posted by SaintCynr at 10:31 PM on July 16, 2007
Is it wrong of me to be aroused by this?
posted by louche mustachio at 12:28 AM on July 17, 2007
posted by louche mustachio at 12:28 AM on July 17, 2007
Like a fine wine, it just seems to get better and better; going back and forth between the original and the mefi version is exquisite.
posted by taz at 12:58 AM on July 17, 2007
posted by taz at 12:58 AM on July 17, 2007
Neale? Yowsa!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:32 AM on July 17, 2007
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:32 AM on July 17, 2007
That was hilarious. Although I am a bit worried the kids will think this place is too soft after that. We need to be a little edgier, I guess.
(And I hope your Mom is recovering finally.)
posted by dios at 7:36 AM on July 17, 2007 [1 favorite]
(And I hope your Mom is recovering finally.)
posted by dios at 7:36 AM on July 17, 2007 [1 favorite]
Listen, if I had a gold star I'd give it to him. Go ask shadowkeeper.
posted by Stan Chin at 7:38 AM on July 17, 2007
posted by Stan Chin at 7:38 AM on July 17, 2007
That is some nice work F_M. My son is a bit of a cartoonist. Mainy copying other cartoons though. Once I show him this one, it should motivate him to find/create his own.
Thanks again. Bravo.
posted by winks007 at 7:58 AM on July 17, 2007
Thanks again. Bravo.
posted by winks007 at 7:58 AM on July 17, 2007
Freakin' great!
posted by Totally Zanzibarin' Ya at 8:34 AM on July 17, 2007
posted by Totally Zanzibarin' Ya at 8:34 AM on July 17, 2007
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA+++++++++++++++
WOULD CLICK AGAIN!!!1!!ELEVENTY!!!!11!!!
posted by slogger at 9:47 AM on July 17, 2007
WOULD CLICK AGAIN!!!1!!ELEVENTY!!!!11!!!
posted by slogger at 9:47 AM on July 17, 2007
Thank you for the awesome comic. And it's about us! So it's doubly awesome.
posted by Nelson at 9:50 AM on July 17, 2007
posted by Nelson at 9:50 AM on July 17, 2007
On read: Funny.
On re-read: Still fucking funny.
Awesome!
posted by quin at 10:07 AM on July 17, 2007
On re-read: Still fucking funny.
Awesome!
posted by quin at 10:07 AM on July 17, 2007
Geez, that was so internet-ty good. Cheers and another vote for a gold star to fandango_matt! The talent pool among the membership here never fails to impress.
posted by Lynsey at 11:14 AM on July 17, 2007
posted by Lynsey at 11:14 AM on July 17, 2007
Didn't see this until the sidebar post. The amount of work that went into this < boggles>mind.< /boggles>
I absolutely loved the fact that it self-Godwined.>>
posted by Zinger at 11:34 AM on July 17, 2007
I absolutely loved the fact that it self-Godwined.>>
posted by Zinger at 11:34 AM on July 17, 2007
Goddammit, every time this thread shows up in my Recent Activity I read the comic again and laugh until tears roll down my cheeks. STOP BEING SO FUNNY!
posted by languagehat at 12:04 PM on July 17, 2007
posted by languagehat at 12:04 PM on July 17, 2007
*makes languagehatFAT cry* LOL!!!1!!1!
but yeh, there's so much gold in there - "against our better judgement we trust you will behave in a civilised fashion and not act like TOTAL FUCKTARDS"
posted by UbuRoivas at 2:48 PM on July 17, 2007
but yeh, there's so much gold in there - "against our better judgement we trust you will behave in a civilised fashion and not act like TOTAL FUCKTARDS"
posted by UbuRoivas at 2:48 PM on July 17, 2007
ITS LYK BEFORE I DID SEE THIS I WAS BLINDED< BUT NOW I CAN SEE! PLUSGOOOD!!1!!1ONEONEone!
posted by oxford blue at 9:28 PM on July 17, 2007
posted by oxford blue at 9:28 PM on July 17, 2007
WIN.
posted by Colloquial Collision at 9:43 PM on July 17, 2007
posted by Colloquial Collision at 9:43 PM on July 17, 2007
You people are so easily amused. How many of you are 13 already?
posted by davy at 9:53 PM on July 17, 2007
posted by davy at 9:53 PM on July 17, 2007
I'm still not fucking a furry.
posted by dirigibleman at 10:31 PM on July 17, 2007
posted by dirigibleman at 10:31 PM on July 17, 2007
No, you are a rigid airship disguised as a human.
The question is, are you full of thermite and explosive gas, or just the more mundane non-volatile support material and helium?
Personally, I'm hoping for the former...
*lights match*
posted by quin at 10:57 PM on July 17, 2007
The question is, are you full of thermite and explosive gas, or just the more mundane non-volatile support material and helium?
Personally, I'm hoping for the former...
*lights match*
posted by quin at 10:57 PM on July 17, 2007
This honestly did make me a little weepy with laughter. I so regret not being able to make it to the 8th anniversary party. But at least now I get to think of the entire party as having been comprised of topless furries in boyscout uniforms.
I suddenly have the Smokey the Bear song I learned in Boy Scouts stuck in my head. Thanks for perverting another childhood memory fandango_matt. I appreciate it.
posted by afflatus at 9:09 AM on July 18, 2007
I suddenly have the Smokey the Bear song I learned in Boy Scouts stuck in my head. Thanks for perverting another childhood memory fandango_matt. I appreciate it.
posted by afflatus at 9:09 AM on July 18, 2007
I must chime in on how awesome this truly is. I lurked here for years, and this may be the best synopsis of any net based society out there.
Tears - There were TEARS. I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time.
posted by MysticMCJ at 10:14 AM on July 18, 2007
Tears - There were TEARS. I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time.
posted by MysticMCJ at 10:14 AM on July 18, 2007
AHAHAHA, Ceiling cat is watching dios fuck your mother! I just spit carrotcake onto my keyboard, YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD, MeFi!
Don't ask me why I thought that in particular was so funny, it just was.
Now, if only I could get past wishing I'd made a cameo; guess I haven't been around long enough. Or been enough of an asshat. Wait, that can't possibly be true...
posted by jennaratrix at 1:56 PM on July 18, 2007
Don't ask me why I thought that in particular was so funny, it just was.
Now, if only I could get past wishing I'd made a cameo; guess I haven't been around long enough. Or been enough of an asshat. Wait, that can't possibly be true...
posted by jennaratrix at 1:56 PM on July 18, 2007
Meh [NOT SINCERE]
posted by Roger Dodger at 5:27 PM on July 18, 2007
posted by Roger Dodger at 5:27 PM on July 18, 2007
Goddammit, give this man his star already. This was the best thing I've seen all week.
posted by 40 Watt at 8:12 PM on July 20, 2007
posted by 40 Watt at 8:12 PM on July 20, 2007
Damn, that was hilarious. Good job, sir.
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 1:34 AM on July 22, 2007
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 1:34 AM on July 22, 2007
I love you guys! Group hug!
Keep that for the post-meet-up orgy, please.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 6:24 AM on July 22, 2007
Keep that for the post-meet-up orgy, please.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 6:24 AM on July 22, 2007
PP was last seen in these parts around May '06. I kinda miss the ol' chimpanzee!
posted by mwhybark at 12:19 PM on July 22, 2007
posted by mwhybark at 12:19 PM on July 22, 2007
Your comic is outstanding, though I had to infer the meaning of some of the in-jokes through context.
I regret that my curiousity led me to google "lemon party"...
posted by Tube at 1:07 PM on July 22, 2007
I regret that my curiousity led me to google "lemon party"...
posted by Tube at 1:07 PM on July 22, 2007
LOL
posted by EndsOfInvention at 1:35 PM on July 22, 2007
posted by EndsOfInvention at 1:35 PM on July 22, 2007
Stellar! but not nearly enough swear words.
posted by FelliniBlank at 4:14 PM on July 22, 2007
posted by FelliniBlank at 4:14 PM on July 22, 2007
I'm late to the party but finally read this comic. The tone, language, drawings - just perfect.
posted by exogenous at 1:59 PM on July 23, 2007
posted by exogenous at 1:59 PM on July 23, 2007
Awesome.
I'd love to read along with any threads/comments referenced in there, if anyone knows them off-hand.
posted by coolhappysteve at 9:22 AM on July 24, 2007
I'd love to read along with any threads/comments referenced in there, if anyone knows them off-hand.
posted by coolhappysteve at 9:22 AM on July 24, 2007
God love the sidebar or I would have never seen this. Last time I take a vacation without Internet access.
posted by jmd82 at 12:59 PM on July 26, 2007
posted by jmd82 at 12:59 PM on July 26, 2007
Cortex is a tiger! Yay!
Yeah, but Jessamyn's a fox!
(F-ing brilliant, that was.)
posted by eriko at 7:55 PM on July 27, 2007
Yeah, but Jessamyn's a fox!
(F-ing brilliant, that was.)
posted by eriko at 7:55 PM on July 27, 2007
Best thing I've seen all day. I should read the sidebar more often!
posted by Many bubbles at 8:31 PM on July 28, 2007
posted by Many bubbles at 8:31 PM on July 28, 2007
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posted by Mister_A at 10:31 AM on July 16, 2007