I got chopped liver in my python while listening to Celine Dion

March 31, 2007 9:28 PM

Ya know, for a moment there, I really was interested to know not only if a kitten could survive inside a python, but the backstory behind how a python got to eat the whole kitten whole in the first place. And then you had to dash my hopes of finding out something interesting only to make a funny. Thanks, I appreciate it. Jerk.
posted by jmd82 to MetaFilter-Related at 9:28 PM (10 comments total)

Damn. Beaten.
posted by yeoz at 9:32 PM on March 31, 2007

Having had an uncle with a farm, I can actually say that I would have had a best-answer for the kitten drowning question.
posted by klangklangston at 9:46 PM on March 31, 2007

backstory
posted by niles at 9:48 PM on March 31, 2007

Many thanks to the nice folks from MetaChat for permission to reprint some posts from the what not to post to AskMe thread.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 10:28 PM on March 31, 2007

I, for one, am all for the addition of the "why so hostile", "just answer the damned question", and "what the fuck is WITH people" categories.
posted by Johnny Assay at 11:38 PM on March 31, 2007

"the backstory behind how a python got to eat the whole kitten whole in the first place."

that's how pythons eat. they swallow their prey whole. they don't chew on it and they don't use cutlery.
posted by bruce at 1:14 AM on April 1, 2007

One of our cats had a bloated stomach when she was picked up by the animal shelter. When the doctor opened her up, he found an entire kitten in there. True story.
posted by languagehat at 8:01 AM on April 1, 2007

quonsar's Celine Dion mixtape question actually explained a lot...
posted by biscotti at 8:57 AM on April 1, 2007

I always believe you, languagehat, and that is my weakness. Today however, I'm a bit paranoid.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 9:03 AM on April 1, 2007

So, that's what adampsyche has been up to.
posted by tellurian at 6:46 PM on April 2, 2007