what, no Styx torrent? March 29, 2007 8:18 PM Subscribe
Would making a torrent of jonmc's list of 300 songs be a good idea? If that's okay with jonmc, of course.
I'm pretty sure jon doesn't hold copyright on any of those tracks (fervent stories about having 'totally played with the Ramones way back in the early days' notwithstanding), so I'm not sure why his permission would be necessary to throw a torrent together.
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:32 PM on March 29, 2007
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:32 PM on March 29, 2007
Ashbury,
We can't deal with piracy/DCMA crap in the green....I don't think it'll be okay here.
posted by filmgeek at 8:33 PM on March 29, 2007
We can't deal with piracy/DCMA crap in the green....I don't think it'll be okay here.
posted by filmgeek at 8:33 PM on March 29, 2007
filmgeek, that's a very good point and it didn't occur to me. jessmatex, delete away. Of course, if anybody's interested in berating me in an email, my profile is there....
posted by ashbury at 8:37 PM on March 29, 2007
posted by ashbury at 8:37 PM on March 29, 2007
Other than uploading and downloading copyrighted audio being illegal in some places, yes, it's a great idea. And email me with tracker details if someone makes one (and this thread gets disappeared), by god.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 8:37 PM on March 29, 2007
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 8:37 PM on March 29, 2007
streaming - low threshold of inquiry from copyright holders
massive torrent - high threshold
give it up
posted by caddis at 8:45 PM on March 29, 2007
massive torrent - high threshold
give it up
posted by caddis at 8:45 PM on March 29, 2007
dude, you do not own the copyright to that poofy bunny.
posted by phaedon at 9:01 PM on March 29, 2007
posted by phaedon at 9:01 PM on March 29, 2007
Wow, Burhanistan- Years ago, my Mom was friends with the woman who owns that poofy bunny. In fact, she even bought some of her own poofy bunnies from her.
However, the bunny I now own is not poofy, and therefore does not infringe poofy bunny copyright.
posted by oneirodynia at 9:20 PM on March 29, 2007
However, the bunny I now own is not poofy, and therefore does not infringe poofy bunny copyright.
posted by oneirodynia at 9:20 PM on March 29, 2007
Anybody interested in helping out? (and I say it again, only with jonmc's say-so)
That's hilarious.
cortex, i'm respecting his idea, more than anything.
Idea? He listed his favorite songs. I enjoyed reading it too, but there's no idea to respect.
posted by justgary at 9:51 PM on March 29, 2007
That's hilarious.
cortex, i'm respecting his idea, more than anything.
Idea? He listed his favorite songs. I enjoyed reading it too, but there's no idea to respect.
posted by justgary at 9:51 PM on March 29, 2007
Poofy bunny made my day. And I had a pretty good day too.
posted by slogger at 10:10 PM on March 29, 2007
posted by slogger at 10:10 PM on March 29, 2007
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posted by anotherpanacea at 11:13 PM on March 29, 2007
posted by anotherpanacea at 11:13 PM on March 29, 2007
My gods, Burhanistan! You must live at YouTube. How the hell did you find that frickin' rabbit competition?
HOW?
posted by cgc373 at 11:15 PM on March 29, 2007
HOW?
posted by cgc373 at 11:15 PM on March 29, 2007
Can we close this thread to new comments? Burhanistan is clearly the man.
posted by phaedon at 11:39 PM on March 29, 2007
posted by phaedon at 11:39 PM on March 29, 2007
RABBIT-FLUFFING IN THE MOON-JUICE
posted by loquacious at 1:23 AM on March 30, 2007
posted by loquacious at 1:23 AM on March 30, 2007
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bitch.
posted by Hat Maui at 2:30 AM on March 30, 2007
bitch.
posted by Hat Maui at 2:30 AM on March 30, 2007
Hey you! Stop that!
posted by anotherpanacea at 5:55 AM on March 30, 2007
posted by anotherpanacea at 5:55 AM on March 30, 2007
I think jonmc should be knighted, canonized, and cast in bronze for having favorite songs.
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posted by iconomy at 6:24 AM on March 30, 2007 [19 favorites]
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posted by iconomy at 6:24 AM on March 30, 2007 [19 favorites]
The tricky part is finding a tracker that allows copyrighted materials.
posted by smackfu at 6:57 AM on March 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by smackfu at 6:57 AM on March 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
The tricky part is finding a tracker that allows copyrighted materials.
Where by tricky, I assume you mean "easy, but of dubious legality".
posted by GuyZero at 7:00 AM on March 30, 2007
Where by tricky, I assume you mean "easy, but of dubious legality".
posted by GuyZero at 7:00 AM on March 30, 2007
Metafilter: Not the Beatles.
You forgot to put this on the end:
Warning: reading the preceding small-font single-paragraph warning all in one sitting may cause dizziness, synaesthesia, temporary or permanent symtoms of dyslexia, nausea, headache, fatigue, confusion, embolism, dry mouth, blindness and possibly death.
posted by loquacious at 7:36 AM on March 30, 2007
You forgot to put this on the end:
Warning: reading the preceding small-font single-paragraph warning all in one sitting may cause dizziness, synaesthesia, temporary or permanent symtoms of dyslexia, nausea, headache, fatigue, confusion, embolism, dry mouth, blindness and possibly death.
posted by loquacious at 7:36 AM on March 30, 2007
Do it! Torrent the whole thing! Take a bullet for the team! We promise to put up one of those little "paypal donation" button things for your legal defense fund.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 9:12 AM on March 30, 2007
posted by Baby_Balrog at 9:12 AM on March 30, 2007
Metafilter: If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue use.
posted by lonefrontranger at 9:21 AM on March 30, 2007
posted by lonefrontranger at 9:21 AM on March 30, 2007
Making a torrent of my 300 favourite songs is a much better idea.
And yes, it's OK with me.
posted by rocket88 at 10:27 AM on March 30, 2007
And yes, it's OK with me.
posted by rocket88 at 10:27 AM on March 30, 2007
heh*.
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posted by quonsar at 10:27 AM on March 30, 2007 [5 favorites]
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posted by quonsar at 10:27 AM on March 30, 2007 [5 favorites]
Well that did it... Now you broke the My Comments page.
posted by smackfu at 10:41 AM on March 30, 2007
posted by smackfu at 10:41 AM on March 30, 2007
ashbury: go right ahead, not that you need my permission. I think there's a way to hoover the songs via the RSS feed (vox only allowed me post the songs as streaming), if you don't have some of the more obscure titles.
posted by jonmc at 11:53 AM on March 30, 2007
posted by jonmc at 11:53 AM on March 30, 2007
I think jonmc should be knighted, canonized, and cast in bronze for having favorite songs.
I think the blue recently showed us all why bronze statuary is not always a great idea...
read: freakish stubby legs
posted by French Fry at 12:05 PM on March 30, 2007
I think the blue recently showed us all why bronze statuary is not always a great idea...
read: freakish stubby legs
posted by French Fry at 12:05 PM on March 30, 2007
I'm glad we finally have jonmc's permission.
posted by birdherder at 12:25 PM on March 30, 2007
posted by birdherder at 12:25 PM on March 30, 2007
Jon do you mind if I post a torrent of the latest Modest Mouse album?
posted by geoff. at 1:08 PM on March 30, 2007
posted by geoff. at 1:08 PM on March 30, 2007
Jon do you mind if I post a torrent of the latest Modest Mouse album?
zOmg, it's up and I downloaded it before the album came out and holy shit is it awesome. And then I bought the album, 'cause it comes in this sweet box. Holy crap Modest Mouse rules.
posted by !Jim at 2:34 PM on March 30, 2007
zOmg, it's up and I downloaded it before the album came out and holy shit is it awesome. And then I bought the album, 'cause it comes in this sweet box. Holy crap Modest Mouse rules.
posted by !Jim at 2:34 PM on March 30, 2007
No actual school girls were devoured by tentacled monsters during the making of this comment.
I knew it was fake!
Still I'm a little disappointed
posted by Mister_A at 2:50 PM on March 30, 2007
I knew it was fake!
Still I'm a little disappointed
posted by Mister_A at 2:50 PM on March 30, 2007
Disclaimer: Unlike me, many of you have accepted the situation of your imprisonment, and will die here like rotten cabbages. I will not make any deals. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own. I am not a number. I am a free man.
-Number 206
posted by wendell at 3:50 PM on March 30, 2007
-Number 206
posted by wendell at 3:50 PM on March 30, 2007
(vox only allowed me post the songs as streaming)
I was surprised they let you do that. Makes me want to post my disco collection over there.
posted by timeistight at 4:21 PM on March 30, 2007
I was surprised they let you do that. Makes me want to post my disco collection over there.
posted by timeistight at 4:21 PM on March 30, 2007
Ya bunch of fuckin yahoos!
Anyway, it's really too big of a project for me to do it alone, and frankly, it won't get done if I'm going solo on it, sooooo................anybody care to help out? Anybody?
posted by ashbury at 8:09 PM on March 30, 2007
Anyway, it's really too big of a project for me to do it alone, and frankly, it won't get done if I'm going solo on it, sooooo................anybody care to help out? Anybody?
posted by ashbury at 8:09 PM on March 30, 2007
Ah, now the gloves come off.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 9:07 PM on March 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 9:07 PM on March 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
I'm pretty sure jon doesn't hold copyright on any of those tracks (fervent stories about having 'totally played with the Ramones way back in the early days' notwithstanding), so I'm not sure why his permission would be necessary to throw a torrent together.
Actually, Jonmc's list might be protected as a compilation under copyright. see here
posted by delmoi at 10:24 PM on March 30, 2007
Actually, Jonmc's list might be protected as a compilation under copyright. see here
posted by delmoi at 10:24 PM on March 30, 2007
May contain traces of nuts.
posted by flabdablet at 3:59 AM on March 31, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by flabdablet at 3:59 AM on March 31, 2007 [1 favorite]
May trace nuts-containers.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:42 AM on March 31, 2007
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:42 AM on March 31, 2007
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posted by ashbury at 8:19 PM on March 29, 2007