we have prepubescent young fans!

January 28, 2007 5:07 PM

MetaTalk.
posted by Smart Dalek to MetaFilter-Related at 5:07 PM (35 comments total)

Huh?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 5:10 PM on January 28, 2007 [1 favorite]

Wow, we have prepubescent young fans.
posted by caddis at 5:11 PM on January 28, 2007

What does that website have to do with me?
posted by dios at 5:16 PM on January 28, 2007

What happens when you combine it with this?
posted by IronLizard at 5:20 PM on January 28, 2007 [1 favorite]

Is this something I would have to have no life to understand?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:41 PM on January 28, 2007 [2 favorites]

They say theirs is "The Ultimate in Warcraft", but I dunno, the warfare can getty pretty intense over here at our MetaTalk, too...
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:41 PM on January 28, 2007

dios - What does that website have to do with me?

nothing at all
posted by pyramid termite at 5:51 PM on January 28, 2007 [7 favorites]

Whoa, pyramid termite! Fast, excellent work!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:55 PM on January 28, 2007

thats just all kinds of funny pt.
posted by nola at 5:57 PM on January 28, 2007

"9622 yd range"
posted by brain cloud at 6:01 PM on January 28, 2007

I love the banhammer icon.
posted by Eideteker at 6:09 PM on January 28, 2007

flapjax: that was the top rated, uh, "item" on that site. I'm not exactly sure what is going on on that site, but metafilter related in jokes are very popular. Along with your sister's virginity. and The PEE AND POOP CANNON.
posted by delmoi at 6:46 PM on January 28, 2007

Can I level up yet?
posted by bonaldi at 6:50 PM on January 28, 2007

Ahhh, 9622. Those were the days.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 6:51 PM on January 28, 2007

dios, you have a computer at home? or are you at work? ;)
posted by caddis at 6:56 PM on January 28, 2007

*SPAYS TARGET WITH PEE*
posted by cortex at 7:04 PM on January 28, 2007

God those WoW pages are ugly. I can't tell what is actual content and what is one of the eleventy million ads on the page.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 7:20 PM on January 28, 2007

My imagination is somewhat limited by my experience, but it's certainly my conviction that being spayed with pee is probably among the most painful things a human being can suffer.
posted by koeselitz at 7:54 PM on January 28, 2007

koeselitz writes "but it's certainly my conviction that being spayed with pee is probably among the most painful things a human being can suffer."

Oh, it's not all that bad.

It's really kind of warm.

What?
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 8:10 PM on January 28, 2007

You know what we need? A MetaFilter Online Role Playing Game (MFORPG). No, wait, that's what we already have.

-100 Originality
posted by wendell at 8:14 PM on January 28, 2007

*attacks wendell with +8 Wang Dumb Terminal of OG Nerd Outrage, rolls 2d10 for 2 grand-totalling a combined 10 against +35 Wendell's Wit Ends Well, fails, flames out and cuts off hand*
posted by loquacious at 8:28 PM on January 28, 2007 [1 favorite]

*boils pee down into phosphorus, lights vicious mixture afire, and hurls infamous 'greek fire' into the nether regions of a small female cat, thereby SPAYING HER WITH PEE*
posted by koeselitz at 8:34 PM on January 28, 2007

good god, WHAT HAVE I JUST DONE?
posted by koeselitz at 8:35 PM on January 28, 2007

You failed to call it "geek fire", thereby missing a perfect opportunity, that's what you've done.
posted by yhbc at 8:47 PM on January 28, 2007

I think our profile pages would be much improved, if we could set our race and class.
posted by Jimbob at 9:07 PM on January 28, 2007 [1 favorite]

*SPAYS TARGET WITH PEE*

*boils pee down into phosphorus, lights vicious mixture afire, and hurls infamous 'greek fire' into the nether regions of a small female cat, thereby SPAYING HER WITH PEE*

That sounds frightening, but I'll bet it's less traumatic than being neutered with pee.
posted by amyms at 9:22 PM on January 28, 2007

what the hell are you people talking about?!
posted by nola at 9:28 PM on January 28, 2007

dirtynumbangelboy writes "Oh, it's not all that bad.

"It's really kind of warm."

No that's what being sprayed with pee would feel like, being spayed with pee would probably hurt like a bitch.
posted by Mitheral at 9:29 PM on January 28, 2007

I think our profile pages would be much improved, if we could set our race and class.

Race: Almost Albino
Class: Downwardly Mobile

Oops. Wrong Game

-100 Asshattery

Race: Smurf
Class: Jokey
posted by wendell at 9:39 PM on January 28, 2007

MetaTalk

Requires Requires Shields
Requires Battle Stance, Defensive Stance


No shit it requires shields.
posted by YoBananaBoy at 9:46 PM on January 28, 2007 [1 favorite]

*attacks wendell with +8 Wang Dumb Terminal of OG Nerd Outrage, rolls 2d10 for 2 grand-totalling a combined 10 against +35 Wendell's Wit Ends Well, fails, flames out and cuts off hand*

DYWYPI?
posted by hoverboards don't work on water at 2:13 AM on January 29, 2007

No, it requires requires shields.
posted by signal at 2:25 AM on January 29, 2007

less traumatic than being neutered with pee.

you know those machines that cut metal with a stream of water...?
posted by quonsar at 4:23 AM on January 29, 2007

Some call those machines, "elephants."
posted by breezeway at 7:28 AM on January 29, 2007

Still the best role-playing game evah.
posted by Mister_A at 8:27 AM on January 29, 2007